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Sirius is a sleep demon who gives nightmares to humans. Remus is an insomniac with hallucinations.
Unstoppable force, meet Immovable object.
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“No!” Sirius smacked the plastic cup filled with stale cereal out of his punished human’s hand. He responded a touch more dramatically this time to Sirius’ sudden physical appearance, though it was mostly due to the fact that his food now covered the floor. “Eat some real food and go to sleep!” Sirius’ skin prickled with a thousand fiery needles—release, release, release.
“My Cheerios,” his punished human mumbled, eyes glued to the ground forlornly.
“How can you even be functioning on this little sleep?” Sirius’ voice pitched higher and higher as he spoke. He wondered if he was capable of yanking his fake human hair out.
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- Part 1 of of sleep demons and humans
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- English
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- 48,494
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- 12/12
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- 6
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28 Nov 2023
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James and Sirius come back from an evening swim in the lake. Remus does not like this at all, for some reason.
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- English
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- 4
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 4
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- 74
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- 11
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- 6,383
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28 Nov 2023
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Totally Tropical Remus tries to get a Job by Wildflame
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2018
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After drunken shenanigans took place on an early morning tube, Remus rocks up to a job interview expecting no repercussions for his previous bad behaviour.
He is, of course, wrong.
- Language:
- English
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- 944
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 16
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- 283
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- 20
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- 3,357
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03 Jul 2022
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Totally Tropical Remus and the Fishy Faux Pas by Wildflame
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2018
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Lily is an hour late for dinner, and Remus has already hit the rum.
There was only one way for this to end really.
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- English
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- 780
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 26
- Kudos:
- 352
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- 29
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03 Jul 2022
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‘You’re perfect,’ said Remus. ‘Will you marry me?’
Sirius blinked. ‘Come again?’
‘Shit, did I say that out loud?’ Remus backed away, startled. ‘I um… what I meant to say… that is I should have said… Er. Would you like a cup of tea?’
‘I’ll get back to you,’ said Sirius, already pulling out his phone as he walked away. He and Lily were going to have serious words. Words that involved her vetting procedures, and not the odd compulsion he’d felt to say yes.
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- English
- Words:
- 9,044
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 37
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- 995
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- 206
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- 14,592
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14 May 2022
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The four-by-four heaves its way down long, twisting lanes, little more than dirt tracks scuffed into the surrounding fields and hemmed in by serpentine walls of flat, grey stone. They truly are in the middle of nowhere: the countryside rushes past, all rolling green hills and vast, endless skies, and it's odious. Sirius wants to murder James with his bare hands.
Sirius and James accidentally find themselves on a Yorkshire farm during lambing season. The farmer’s son thinks that’s a bit annoying, actually.
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- Part 1 of Beneath a Big Blue Sky
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,298
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 15
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- 1,069
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12 May 2022
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One of Remus Lupin's three jobs happens to be working maintenance for their flat building. He gets to meet all sorts, most of whom he would rather have nothing to do with. Until James Potter and Sirius Black move in across the hall. Engineering students and self-proclaimed geniuses, the pair set out to make their neighbours new best friends, and everyone's life is turned upside down, but in the best way possible.
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- English
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- 29,330
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 154
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- 3,783
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- 56,439
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09 May 2022
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the girl and the boot-shaped home by Evening12 for Tpants
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2021
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At the very top of her boot-shaped home, Luna lived a quiet life while waiting for the world to be safe again.
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- English
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- 1,224
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 16
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- 21
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- 3
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14 Aug 2021
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On their two year anniversary, Remus has the perfect plan to propose to Sirius during a ski vacation in the mountains. A week away from work, just the two of them, surrounded by picturesque views and world-class skiing, he's going to make this sexy prosecutor his fiancé. What could possibly go wrong?
Sequel to Petty (With a Prior).
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- Part 2 of Pettyverse
- Language:
- English
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- 44,776
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
- Comments:
- 330
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23 Jul 2021
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When Sirius grows bored of his bachelorhood without new Hogwarts teacher James, he pays a visit to the old wizarding school. He quickly finds himself working with an alluring man who has plenty of secrets, starts questioning his real purpose in life, and (maybe even) finally grows up.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 314
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- 1,336
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14 Apr 2021
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Social Media AU: Sometimes speaking out against hate can lead to love. Sometimes your milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard. Featuring anti-fascist action, big cookies, and fighting intolerance with lactose.
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13 Feb 2021
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Non-magic AU. Remus spends his all his lunch breaks the same way: he sits at the university cafe, orders the cheapest thing on the menu, and stares at Sirius. Getting a good long, look at Sirius (and fantasizing about said look) is all Remus expects from Sirius. But Sirius has never been one for fulfilling expectations.
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30 Jan 2021
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How wonderful, Sirius thinks, to be so sure of the direction in which you’re headed and yet so free to wander down whichever path takes your fancy next. It’s something like the complete opposite of where he finds himself; no idea where he’s supposed to be going, and agonising over every turn along the way. The idea of happily floating from city to city, figuring oneself out on the road, is both intoxicating and utterly, utterly terrifying.
Sirius is a neurotic mess on an ill-advised assignment for a travel magazine. Remus is ten years his senior, writing his thesis whilst living in Paris. Wine is involved.
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24 Jan 2021
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The first week Mr Black had moved into Number 11, Starlane Street, the neighbours were frightened. The elderly called him a troublemaker. Starlane Street was a peaceful, quiet area. Nobody wanted to befriend with a troublemaker or a criminal, so nobody dared to mess with him.
Mr Black had a nice, quiet six-year-old son named Harry, and shared his house with another nice, scrawny, kinda weird bloke called Mr Lupin.
The neighbours didn't know what Mr Lupin actually was to Mr Black, but they wondered.
(Or, Wolfstar raising Harry together and Sirius was free of charges.)
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20 Jan 2021
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Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Gorgeous cover art here: https://www.tumblr.com/sorenphelps/734365544024883200
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- English
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- 36,274
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 132
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20 Jan 2021
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The door swings shut behind them, blocking out the howling wind and the bitter chill and instead there's a gently crackling fire and a patchwork sofa and layers and layers of tapestry rugs spread out over an old oak floor. The air is so toasty Sirius could weep, and he can smell chocolate and woodsmoke and something that might be peppermint, and then someone is taking his coat and grinning at him and he thinks, maybe, he did die out there on the icy roads. Maybe this is his own personal Elysium, and as he blinks stupidly at the man in front of him and takes in his freckles and his hat-flattened curls and the way his jumper has little knitted reindeer woven into the pattern, he thinks death maybe isn't so bad, actually.
Remus is the owner of a Christmas tree farm deep in the New Forest. Sirius is a curmudgeonly writer who doesn't believe in Christmas. It's snowing, there's a roaring fire, and we all know how this is going to go.
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- English
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- 8,017
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 78
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02 Jan 2021
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It's lovely up here; all meadows dotted with wildflowers, wind-beaten tracks criss-crossing this way and that through the fields, weaving inland to the pinewoods. The sun's hot on his back as he passes ramshackle stone walls, long since crumbled to piles of ancient rubble and scree, and then the path winds downwards, still following the line of the coast until Sirius finds himself outside an old white cottage, tucked away behind the hill with a rose garden that faces out to the sea.
Sirius moves to Cornwall for the summer and meets a rude, beautiful boy who is writing a book that may or may not be about dragons.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,488
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 786
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- 8,390
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- 131,437
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20 Dec 2020
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Dear Muggles,
Welcome, once again, to the Mappa Mundi Magica, the magical answer to your own internet.
Today a glimpse into the world of magical academia, and a very special conference at the Aeaea Academy of Magic. A wonderful endeavour by the very talented Fleur Delacour, with just a little help from a lady who needs only one name, Tonks.
Be educated, be enthralled, enjoy!
Ada Schwarzenbach
World Communications Director
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10 Sep 2020
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Sirius’s thoughts are a slow-moving, impending disaster. How he wants to pin Remus up against the cupboards, to crowd him into a corner; how he wants to intertwine their fingers, to brush his lips against Remus’s forehead, his jaw. Instead, he settles for ducking his head and sliding a finger through the belt loop of Remus's jeans—a ridiculous gesture so utterly intimate, even for the pair of them, that he only allows it because he’s just drunk enough.
“Stop stealing my bloody clothes, Lupin.” He says, very quietly.
Remus looks up at him, eyes dark, and murmurs pleasantly: “Better learn to do your own laundry then, Black. Consider it my fee.”
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It was an impossible thing, living with Remus Lupin--but Sirius was doing it anyway.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,952
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 320
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- 14,313
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14 Jun 2020
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Unknown number (sun, 9:03 am): hey settle an argument chocolate milk in cereal is innovative and cool, right?
Remus (sun, 9:07 am): it absolutely is not who tf are u
Unknown number (sun, 9:08 am): first of all, fuck u and second of all i told james u said yes anyway that’s what u get for living in my phone
Sirius texts a wrong number, Remus faces some fears, and things get better.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,955
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,013
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- 5,521
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- 1,119
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09 Jun 2020