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- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (43)
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In fourth year, instead of S.P.E.W., Hermione starts a terribly acronym-ed club to support trans students.
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Remus Lupin decided to read an entire book in one sitting.
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The Marauders get taller
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Consentacles is worth it by Tpants for Quietlemonhush
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2022
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Sirius and Remus like to spice things up with the Giant Squid
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Prompt: Family scene of Remus and his partner & a bunch of kids!
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Sirius is a sleep demon who gives nightmares to humans. Remus is an insomniac with hallucinations.
Unstoppable force, meet Immovable object.
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“No!” Sirius smacked the plastic cup filled with stale cereal out of his punished human’s hand. He responded a touch more dramatically this time to Sirius’ sudden physical appearance, though it was mostly due to the fact that his food now covered the floor. “Eat some real food and go to sleep!” Sirius’ skin prickled with a thousand fiery needles—release, release, release.
“My Cheerios,” his punished human mumbled, eyes glued to the ground forlornly.
“How can you even be functioning on this little sleep?” Sirius’ voice pitched higher and higher as he spoke. He wondered if he was capable of yanking his fake human hair out.
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- Part 1 of of sleep demons and humans
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28 Nov 2023
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James and Sirius come back from an evening swim in the lake. Remus does not like this at all, for some reason.
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28 Nov 2023
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Totally Tropical Remus tries to get a Job by Wildflame
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2018
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After drunken shenanigans took place on an early morning tube, Remus rocks up to a job interview expecting no repercussions for his previous bad behaviour.
He is, of course, wrong.
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03 Jul 2022
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Totally Tropical Remus and the Fishy Faux Pas by Wildflame
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2018
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Lily is an hour late for dinner, and Remus has already hit the rum.
There was only one way for this to end really.
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03 Jul 2022
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‘You’re perfect,’ said Remus. ‘Will you marry me?’
Sirius blinked. ‘Come again?’
‘Shit, did I say that out loud?’ Remus backed away, startled. ‘I um… what I meant to say… that is I should have said… Er. Would you like a cup of tea?’
‘I’ll get back to you,’ said Sirius, already pulling out his phone as he walked away. He and Lily were going to have serious words. Words that involved her vetting procedures, and not the odd compulsion he’d felt to say yes.
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14 May 2022