ToothnBones
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You've been hopping from ship to ship for a while, usually having to flee after being caught binding your chest. Whilst leaving behind the San Esteban cargo ship you'd been working on, you end up garnering safe passage on the Queen Anne's Revenge - at least, as safe a passage as you can hope for when sailing with the infamous Blackbeard and his first mate, Israel Hands.
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Set pre-canon, will update tags as I add chapters cos the eventual smut is very dubcon (so I've tagged it now just to be sure).
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It's a few months since the crew of the Revenge escaped the Royal Navy, and Izzy still isn't sure of where his place on the Revenge is. He misses the only home he'd come to know, but knows he'll never get it back. After another night of insomnia and exhaustion, he tries to leave.
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a.k.a Porridge Radio are the most Izzy-coded (and just quite OFMD-coded) band ever and all their songs inspire me to write so here's a songfic based on Pop Song.
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Israel Hands used to sing all the time. Then, one day, he stopped. After finishing La Vie En Rose for the crew of Revenge on Calypso's birthday, an innocent comment sends Izzy spinning into the memories of what stopped him singing.
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Edward Teach has come to the decision that cutting off toes isn't torture enough for Israel Hands anymore. He decides to try something far less physical, but far more painful.
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Reader wears a dress. Izzy loses his shit.
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- Part 20 of anonymous izzyfucker
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16 Nov 2024
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After coming across a perfect, horrendous gift for his captain, Izzy decides to do something nice for once in his life. Unfortunately, what he fails to account for is that nobody who resides within the captains' cabin of the Revenge has ever been capable of being normal about anything. Things escalate.
Then things escalate again.
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27 Jul 2024
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“Hey,” Jimenez said, sudden and quiet.
Izzy turned his head to find their dark, bright eyes on his face. Much closer than he’d realised. “Yeah?”
They gave him one of their quick, knife-sharp smiles. “That was beautiful, papi,” they said and knocked the breath from him more easily than a fist. “You were beautiful.”Bookmarked by ToothnBones
14 Jul 2024
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"Ugh," Lucius complains, but then, "Wait-" He's off to the left somewhere, no doubt doing some canoodling of his own, the fucking hypocrite. Izzy's not interested in looking away from the hypnotic stroke of Frenchie's fingers up and down his strings, so for now Lucius will stay out of view. The boy sounds scandalized but happy about it when he demands, "Was that Izzy?"
"Sure was," Frenchie confirms, not looking away from Izzy either. Izzy licks his lips. Frenchie sets aside his lute. "Feeling good, Boss?"
"Could feel better," Izzy rasps, spreading his legs.
Kinktober Day 27: Double Penetration in Two Holes Izzy BINGO square "face fucking"
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- Part 1 of Life In Pink
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14 Jul 2024
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“He’s being weird, Ed!”
“Iz’s a weird dude, mate, what’s new?” Ed flops out on the chaise, stretching out his leg, wincing as he bends his knee, and Stede’s already moving towards the cabinet he keeps his medicinal oils in, hoping Ed’s not in one of the moods where he feels the urge to argue with him over whether or not massaging out the sore muscles is worth the effort Stede puts into it.
His shoulders settle as Ed starts on the buckles of his belt.
or: Izzy Hands' loyalty is a rare enough commodity that only one person has ever actually managed to keep it. Ed doesn't know how to explain to Stede that Izzy might be trying to spread it out to two people. As if Stede would believe him anyway.
*rating and warnings updated for content in chapter three*
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- Part 1 of I Will Possess Your Heart
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11 Jul 2024