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“I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”
Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.
Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.
Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.
Louis is perfectly reasonable, thank you very much, and he’s also frustrated and upset and tired and he really wants to punch something. Maybe he should have held on to that pillow a little longer.
“You’re not gonna fucking do it,” he snaps. “That’s the last thing I need.”
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02 Sep 2024
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The problem with being friends with Liam Payne was that he had a lot of friends... and forced them to be around each other.
When they finished high school, both Louis and Harry were equally relieved that they wouldn't have to tolerate each other constantly or whatever it was that they did.For five years, it worked out perfectly. They'd only had to see each other a handful of times.
Unfortunately, Liam had to go and get engaged, ask them to both be groomsmen, and then go full groomzilla on their arses. With just twelve weeks to plan the 'perfect' destination wedding and throw every ridiculous pre-wedding celebration Liam and his fiancée stumble across, it was safe to say they were firmly back in each other's lives.
And no one could have predicted that was exactly what they needed.
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28 Jul 2024
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Louis likes to think he's a pretty normal, typical lad. He likes spending nights at the pub with his mates, he loves football and is very close to his family. So when he moves to London for uni, he doesn’t think much will be different.
Until he makes these new friends who are nothing like his mates back home and change his life for the better - and this one boy who messes with his head from the get go and makes him question everything he has ever thought about himself.
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11 Jul 2024
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The one where Harry is an alien and Louis is a cactus.
Inspired by two separate tags made up by me in the spur of calling out a dumbass on twitter, one friend paying me (literally) to combine the tags and write the story based on my “prompt”, and several others encouraging this terrible idea. So here it is.
The prompt:
Harry is an alien that only fucks doughnuts with pink icing
Louis is a cactus who gets his jollies by poking unsuspecting creatures
And I have to make them fuck.
Top alien, bottom cactus (heyyyy they’re getting the bottom Louis fic they wanted after all!)
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11 Jun 2024
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When Louis auditioned for the XFactor, he hoped that his life would change; he never expected a chance meeting in a bathroom would cause his world to implode.
A canon-compliant story of first meetings, first kisses and first love.
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11 Jun 2024