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Izzy Hands washes ashore on a secluded beach in Barbados, only to be discovered by Stede Bonnet's children. Will he reach the Revenge in time to save his captains and crew?
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Bad Decisions, Good Decisions, and Insurance Payouts by Toadpuppy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 May 2024
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Stede, being Stede, makes the worst possible choice when he and Lucius are trapped on the roof of his cafe. And yet, because it is Stede, it turns out...interestingly.
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A day in the life of Ed and Stede in their old age
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Ed should have known the raid was going too smoothly, especially after so much time on land. Even a few months had been enough for him to feel rusty, and Izzy was still recovering from his time in the gravy basket. But they were making short work of this crew, and he was feeling the pleasant burn in his muscles and the adrenaline of the fight, so he didn’t think twice.
And then the captain got his sword into Stede.
On the right.
On the fucking right.
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Merfolk Prince Stede rescues an injured Blackbeard after a mutiny - can he help his new friend find his ship and get revenge?
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16 Dec 2024
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Stede is a lonely rich outcast, and Ed is a lonely witch, with only her familiar, Izzy, for company. When Stede falls into Ed's life, they both find themselves rapidly falling in love. Unfortunately, plans are brewing to find the witch who's been helping women off their horrible husbands. Will Stede and Ed's budding romance fall apart thanks to the fact that Stede is married to someone else and Ed is in danger, or will love triumph in the end?
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16 Dec 2024
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11 Dec 2024
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'Ed is lying boneless on his sofa.
Well, not boneless, his bones are all still there, but they feel mushy, pulverized by the aching of his muscles.
He’s lying on the sofa like a noodle, if noodles could feel stiff and mushy at the same time. Under and over cooked. That’s him.'
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10 Dec 2024
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Ed Teach is in his hometown of Revenge, New York, visiting his mom over the Christmas holiday. This Christmas was supposed to be different — he’d finally gotten a boyfriend and could stop his mom’s worrying about how alone he was.
Then Ed had walked in on Jack, balls deep inside of someone else in Ed’s bed, when he came home early the night before their train home.
Merry Fucking Christmas to me.
While Ed is trying to figure out how to walk back an out-and-out lie about having a boyfriend, he runs into former classmate Stede Bonnet — a certified snack who Ed had his eye on back in the day, but the rules of high school were very clear: goths and jocks don’t mix. Not even dorky, sexy jocks.
When Stede hears about Ed's dilemma, he offers a solution to both their problems:
Pretend to date and get their families off of their backs.
Christmas Gentlebeard fluff featuring heavy mutual pining, fake dating, horrifically Down Bad Ed Teach, and other tropes
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09 Dec 2024