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  1. Summary

    rain shadow: noun. a patch of land that has become a desert due to mountain ranges blocking much of the rainfall necessary for plant growth

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    A compilation of works that explore Beta and Sokorra as characters, as a pairing, and their interactions with the general world of Horizon Zero Dawn.

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    this au posits that jiran took talanah hostage as a guarantee of the hunting lodge's good behavior around 8-9 years or so before the canon time-line. that lasted a few years before tensions reached a breaking point again and he had talanah's brother and father executed anyway. he then engaged her to marry kadaman- which gave him a lever with which to keep his heir in line... which is why kadaman hasn't gotten himself killed already; he's worried would jiran would do to talanah to punish him. bc jiran has been a bit more politically canny, the red raids have continued and the liberation of meridian has not yet occurred. aloy is captured at some point during one of the red raids and transported to meridian to be sacrificed in the sun-ring.

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    clarke/lexa prompts in no particular order

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    collection of one-shots, both AU and canon

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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Glinda and Elphaba don't do presents, even on birthdays. Usually.

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    One day, two women meet on the subway. The recently dumped Lena is recovering from a broken heart, and Kara is grappling with the open-ish relationship she has with her long-distance boyfriend. They decide that they’re going to become friends. The kind of friends who also have totally casual, no-strings-attached, nobody’s-catching-feelings sex. What could go wrong?

    As Alex puts it: “Kara. This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done. And I’m including the time that you set fire to your own hair and nearly burned the house down trying to do some spell you found on MySpace to make Troy Bolton materialize in real life and marry you.”

    Or: Lena and Kara go around New York City eating food and banging each other until their feelings eat away at them, and Alex tries not to have an aneurysm about it.

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    "How hard can it be?" Kara asks, smiling as she wraps her arms around Lena's waist, pulling her in so she's snuggled against Kara's soft, soft shirt. "We were married for five years, you know. This should be a walk in the park."

    "If it were a walk in the park we wouldn't have gotten divorced," Lena points out, pushing herself away and trying to ignore Kara's bright eyes and glistening lips and the lovely, familiar way she smells. "Seriously, pretending to be married might be harder than you think."

    "It's just one week, okay?" Kara pulls Lena back in, warm hands slipping lower and grazing the skin beneath Lena's t-shirt, and. It's not fair how much Lena's heart flutters at the touch. "We just do a couple interviews, take a few pictures, and then we go back to our own lives. It'll be simple. Easy. Promise."

     
    OR, a [Fake Dating AU] in which Kara rescues Lena from an underwater cave, it turns into one of the biggest media frenzies of the year, and they somehow get branded America's Sweetest Couple by the public. Except, they're not actually a couple, they're divorced.

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  4. Rec 58

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    Lute is slowly dragged kicking and screaming into dialing down the sociopathy by Emily.

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  5. Rec 15

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    Sometimes, in large bureaucracies, things can slip through the cracks. This is understandable and is a universal constant much like inertia, death and annoying costumers who change their order halfway through giving it. However, misplacing an entire Antichrist is a bit beyond the pale.

    Vaggie, the angelic representative of Heaven on Earth for the purpose of enlightenment and general salvation, for one would really like to know how Angel Dust, the demonic representative of Hell on Earth and person not in the work Slack, only found out about the Antichrist now after 25 years of her being on Earth. Because the Antichrist is a ticking time bomb to Armageddon and both Angel Dust and Vaggie would really rather prefer if the Earth stayed right where it was, if only so they don't have to spend more time with their respective bosses.

    Of course, finding the Antichrist might be more and less of a problem than either of them realise.

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