This_Is_Sarcasm
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50,000 Ways It Could Get A Lot More Complicated by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
07 Nov 2024
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He isn't pleased to wake up in his pod again, this time entirely alone. Less so that he finds himself fighting alongside a mouthy Gunnery Chief soon after. But the real kicker?
He's three years early.
Shepard chooses Yellow, and instead of a responsible, noble Time Traveler, the galaxy gets Javik, who might rather die at this point. He hates this Cycle."So you conveniently read minds? Read mine, then." She challenged.
"I do not need to touch you to know you plan on trying to disarm me if I come within your reach, primitive." He wasn't nearly that gullible. "Do you have any more questions you wish to waste time with?"
"Were you born an asshole, or was it something that happened over time?" She scowled at him.
"Human, ask me something intelligent or I'll shoot you and go face the enemy by myself."
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What if... the first confrontation with The Witness ended with the deaths of the Vanguard? Only for Cayde-6 to wake up in his own grave while the Traveler is reforming, three years before hand.
Or, I played with cosmic horror and time travel, and thought I would post what becomes of it.
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- Part 7 of What If
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The Long, Long Walk by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Mass Effect Trilogy
30 Aug 2024
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Crow is stuck, but it's not all bad news; he's been offered shelter on the Normandy, and Spider can't hurt them here. Shepard now has an unkillable paracausal warrior, and his 'not-an-AI', Glint, is a complete cinnamon roll, but it's not all good news; he's half-starved, in culture shock, and has a bad case of trust issues. He might need work, sure, but who on this ship doesn't?
'The video was of Crow and Tali at a dance machine, Tali stumbling along and Crow tearing up the dance floor to Speed Over Beethoven. At the end of the song, Tali leans on the machine and lets out a breathy giggle.
"Keelah, I'm awful!" she laughed.
"You're not that bad." Crow pats her shoulder, the movement hesitant as though he isn't sure whether his touch is welcome. What little the video captures of his face shows a splitting grin, face flushed dark with exertion, and he looks so damn happy. You would never think someone had shoved a bomb in his friend, or that he'd had an emotional roller coaster of a day.
"So, when you lose to me, I'm a bosht'tet, but you're actually happy losing to Crow?" Joker's voice cuts in from behind the camera.
"Crow is humble."
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- Part 3 of To Trails End
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They are the longest fourteen days of Crow's relatively short life.
They are the longest fourteen days Cayde-6 never should have lived.
They are the longest fourteen days Glint has ever spent waiting for anything.
Somehow, they make it.
A series of moments taking place over the two weeks two Hunters spend stuck in the Pale Heart.
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To Trails End(Adept) by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Mass Effect Trilogy
25 Nov 2023
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Things go differently-and disastrously- for Crow when he's face with a less forgiving Young Wolf after the hunt for the High Celebrant. Devastated by the truth, he follows a terrible dream through The Howling and emerges in a reality where there are no Guardians... and an army of Hive threatening to pour through. What's a lone Hunter to do, aside from the obvious?
Now overhauled and improved for N7 day!The dark winds of the Ascendent Plane shrieked all around him in a rising chorus with the Hive army that was starting to pull itself out of the dark to gather behind the knights and ogres, who were nearly done shrugging off the ichor that had birthed them. It was like something out of a nightmare. The Hawk was watching, from a perch atop one of the clawed spires that ringed the platform.
Crow made his choice.
He hurled a flaming knife at the crystal and ran back to the portal. He only looked back once, upon hearing an ethereal cry to see the crystal shatter with an omni-present pop and the Hawk swooping low over the lead knight's head, and that was the last he saw of the world he was familiar with.
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- Part 2 of To Trails End
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What If by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandom: Destiny (Video Games), Horizon: Zero Dawn (Video Game), Mass Effect Trilogy, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Oct 2024
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In the aftermath of killing the High Celebrant, Crow finds out the truth about his past self from a less forgiving Young Wolf, and runs away-- to an alternate reality the Hive are threatening. They're not the only problem; this new universe is full of terrible threats, the likes of which no Lightbearer has ever faced. But it's not all bad; after all... Spider can't get him here.
He's stuck here anyway, so he might as well make the most of it.
But is adjusting even possible, when all you've ever known is violence and abuse? Is the Normandy the right place for someone so used to a harsher world? Or can the ship with a place for everything without a place finally give him and Glint something worth healing for?
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That Time The Galaxy Just Wouldn't Stay Saved by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy
06 May 2022
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Sometimes All You Need Is A Sassy Friend by HopeNight for Darkthestormcloud
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2024
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“HAH?! What was that, extra? You looking down on me?!”
Izuku looked over his shoulder at the boy behind him with short black hair and dark eyes. It was the new student, who transferred to Aldera at the start of the year, “That would suggest that I had an opinion of you to look down on, Bakugou. Or that I cared enough about you and your thoughts to even look down on you.”
He pointed to the trash can, not breaking eye contact with Kacchan.
“That is the department of your opinion, Bakugou. Now let me nap.”
In a universe where Shinsou Hitoshi was born earlier and Aizawa Shouta was born later, Midoriya Izuku makes his first friend in several years during his second year at Aldera Middle School.
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- Part 27 of the girls are fiiiiiiighting (NWA Fic Fight 2024)
- Part 1 of One (Age) Swap And Everything Changes
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27 Jun 2024
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Hero, Villain, Vigilante? All of the Above by katydid for Manfedzku
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Apr 2024
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Once a year, an April Fools’ Villain pops up to play pranks. It’s All Might wearing a paper bag over his head. This year, Izuku is joining him in the One for All holder tradition.
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- Part 128 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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12 Apr 2024
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Resurgence by Tulsa360
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2023
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Yagi Toshinori was not in pain. That was an unusual enough concept that it woke him up completely and abruptly. For the first time, in—in he couldn’t remember how long, he wasn’t tired, weary or, and this felt like it needed repeating: in any pain. In fact, he felt well rested and ready to take on whatever challenges the day provided.
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- Part 1 of A Lighter Gray
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10 Aug 2023
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At sixteen years old, Shigaraki Shouta is an accomplished assassin. Now his father has another task for him: infiltrate U.A. as a hero student, kill Shirakumo Oboro, and bring his body back to be turned into a nomu. It's a relatively easy task. How hard could it be to kill one student with a cloud quirk?
Very hard, if Shirakumo and Yamada have anything to say about it.
Torn between loyalty to his father and his longing for the path his new “friends” are pulling him down, Shouta faces his most difficult choice yet: stay a villain and condemn himself to a life of blood, or betray his family. Dancing on the edge of a knife is not without its consequences; either way, he loses, and the price may just be too high to pay.
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18 May 2023
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A Smile Is Worth A Million Words by Dnote147
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2021
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Sir Nighteye and his team, including his intern and the new wielder of One For All, Mirio Toogata, have investigated the activities of the Shie Hassaikai Yakuza organization for an indefinite amount of time, and are planning to infiltrate their hideout and put an end to their evil acts once and for all.
When he discovers that the Yakuza have been working together with the League of Villains and are using a helpless, Quirkless little boy with brilliant green eyes and matching curly hair as their lab rat, Mirio will stop at nothing to save this scared, innocent child.
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09 Apr 2023