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    “Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
    Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.

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    or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.

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    13 Nov 2024

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    11 Nov 2024

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    After decades of filling the silence with his own voice, Lucifer has a very difficult time readjusting to filtering his thoughts before saying them out loud, and he fails more often than not, which is entirely to blame for this not-quite-but-maybe-friends-with-benefits situationship he forms with mister tall, dark and creepy.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    Lucifer was having a bit of a problem. Namely, a deer demon who seems hell bent on getting closer to him no matter what. However, all is not as it seems when signs point to underlying problems.

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    Alastor falls in love(?) at first sight and Lucifer doesn't know how to deal.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    "STOLAS FOR FUCKS SAKE. GIVE ME THE FUCKING RATS"

    A cannon divergent story of Blitz and Stolas discovering secrets about each other, trying new things, and opening up to each other.

    Temporary on hiatus while I'm writing my other story (Beneath the Peacocks Pride). Sorry :(((
    But it will be picked up again once I'm done with the other :)))

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    06 Nov 2024

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