14 Bookmarks by ThenamesITkid
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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13 Nov 2024
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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- English
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- 188,572
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- 26/26
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- 26
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11 Nov 2024
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After decades of filling the silence with his own voice, Lucifer has a very difficult time readjusting to filtering his thoughts before saying them out loud, and he fails more often than not, which is entirely to blame for this not-quite-but-maybe-friends-with-benefits situationship he forms with mister tall, dark and creepy.
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09 Nov 2024
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Lucifer was having a bit of a problem. Namely, a deer demon who seems hell bent on getting closer to him no matter what. However, all is not as it seems when signs point to underlying problems.
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Alastor falls in love(?) at first sight and Lucifer doesn't know how to deal.
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09 Nov 2024
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"STOLAS FOR FUCKS SAKE. GIVE ME THE FUCKING RATS"
A cannon divergent story of Blitz and Stolas discovering secrets about each other, trying new things, and opening up to each other.
Temporary on hiatus while I'm writing my other story (Beneath the Peacocks Pride). Sorry :(((
But it will be picked up again once I'm done with the other :)))Bookmarked by ThenamesITkid
06 Nov 2024
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Don't Say Goodbye by Blot_Squisher
Fandoms: Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Halloween (2007), Halloween (Movies - Zombie)
27 Jun 2022
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At seventeen, Eli is sent to Smith's Grove Sanitarium where he meets the one and only Haddonfield Boogeyman, Michael Myers. After forming a sort of friendship with the killer, he is unexpectedly released. Leaving without saying goodbye may end up being the single greatest mistake of his life...
Note: This takes a bit of inspiration from several of the Halloween movies. Michael's physical appearance is mostly based off of Rob Zombie's 2007 remake. Primarily because I'm a sucker for big dudes with long hair <3
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- Part 1 of Halloween Never Ends
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05 Nov 2024
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Alastor comes across an unconscious and battered Vox while out on one of his strolls. He feels compelled to bring him back to the hotel.
Ao3's formatting continues to defeat me. Why do you remove my indents? I don't know why it hates me, but at the time of positing this I've been working on this for like 2 hours. I'm tired. I want to go to bed. The story is readable. That's all I care about. Peace.
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03 Nov 2024
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The note is short. It reads:
“Go to hazbin hotel and help Charlie before it's too late. Alastor is not the enemy.”(Lucifer gets a note from the future and is determined to change... something. The note isn't very specific, but he'll figure it out.)
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03 Nov 2024
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You are an aerial dancer performing for a dinner. The Don of the city's mafia interrupts said dinner, making himself known to you as he literally catches you from a nearly disastrous fall.
"Dropped right out of the sky, didn't you, doll?"
Heavily inspired by Jaspearl's Sleuth Jester's Eclipse, its fantastic, go read it, and NaffEclipse's Sleuth Jesters as well 10/10
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31 Oct 2024
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How to Survive Your First Day at Alien School by katydid, Zyla_SweetBean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Nov 2023
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Rumor has it that Yuuei has admitted its very first human student. Class 1-A tries to figure out who is the Death Worlder. It can’t be the boy with green fur on his head, he’s too nice.
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- Part 2 of A Guide to Death Worlders
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- English
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- 1/1
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22 Oct 2024
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After the horrors witnessed in Louisiana, and the heartbreak of Mia's passing during the birth of Rose, Ethan was given the opportunity to relocate to Romania for a chance at a new and better life for him and his now three-year-old daughter.
Upon arriving, and first believing what he was told to be fake, it was becoming clear that he wasn't the only strange being in the village he now called home.
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16 Jun 2024
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"Let me get this straight", Heisenberg said with an incredulous look over his tinted glasses. "You douse yourself in some herbed booze and figure that's what's healing you?"
"It is", Ethan sneered. "Always has worked."
"No shit. I ask again, Ethan Winters…"The Lord kicked his chair back and watched him wriggle on the floor.
"What the fuck are you?"
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In which Ethan gets killed early in the factory, and Heisenberg is delighted to have another freak to hang out with.Series
- Part 1 of MCU - The Mushroom Cinematic Universe
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- 21/?
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16 Jun 2024
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After saving the life of a certain arrogant wolf, Ethan couldn't shake the feeling that going against instinct may have been a mistake.
(There's a reason predators don't talk to their prey...or make truces with them.)
[Obligatory bunny!Ethan/wolf!Karl fic]
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13 Jun 2024
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Dial-In by The_Canadian_Fangirl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jul 2024
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Hizashi loves his radio show, Put Your Hands Up Radio — it is his pride and joy. He loves getting to talk to all kinds of little listeners, hearing their stories, and helping brighten their day.
He's never had a listener as young as Green Bean before, but now that he does, he wants to do all that he can to make the kid smile.
AKA, Izuku is a frequent caller to Mic's radio show. Mic becomes attached over the years and gets more and more curious about the identity of his favourite little listener.
- Language:
- English
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- 22/?
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12 Jan 2024