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Master Detective Archives: The Naked Truth by TheKingOfClubs (TheSilvertonguedSlacker), TheSilvertonguedSlacker
Fandoms: 超探偵事件簿 レインコード | Master Detective Archives: RAIN CODE (Video Game)
24 Jun 2024
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Yuma and the other master detectives sent to Kanai Ward all wake up in the mystery labyrinth, but this time it isn't just the others who can't remember why they're there. The various states of undress, the strange atmosphere in the air, it's the ultimate 'figure out what happened last night' mystery! Luckily for them, they're in the perfect (if you can ignore the sheer embarrassment) place to do it!
But what truths will they uncover, and what exactly's going to happen when this mystery is solved...?
A story that's equal parts comedy and porn*
*actually make that's more like 65/35...
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An account of a man in his flat, his lack of life outside it, and a progressively worse smell.
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- English
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- 1,404
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 7
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It's Always Sunny in the Multiverse by TheSilvertonguedSlacker
Fandoms: Final Fantasy X, FFX, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Aug 2023
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If fate is atoms intrinsically linking to form patterns, creating reality as we know it, then it stands to reason that there is no such thing as fiction. That every story you've ever read, every thought that you've had, every dream, is out there, somewhere. A fleeting moment for you is someone's whole existence, a horrific nightmare, someone's tragic end.
Thus, it stands to reason that the tales you are about to read, are also not a work of fiction. These are the very real tales of a world far beyond reach, similar to the ones you know and love, and yet forever altered by taking 1 (or more) from a small group of pub owners from Philadelphia and unchaining them from the shackles of their isolated existence, leaving these new realities inexplicably and inexorably broken. Does any reality truly fare better with the input from the Paddy's Pub gang?
I fear you already know the answer, but for the sake of those offshoot realities of the stories you love subjected to such a fate, I bequeath you-
Listen to their story.
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- English
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- 2,132
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Unripe by TheSilvertonguedSlacker
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 May 2023
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It's been 10 years since class 1-A (3-A at the time) defeated All for One. Everyone has heard of what happened that fateful day, and no one's lives were the same afterwards-including Mineta Minoru AKA The Celebrity Hero, Grape Juice. Mineta's life has been consistently on the up ever since he didn't die during the attack on UA High, and all the tabloids and even his own autobiography would tell you he had everything he ever wanted and more. This was an undisputed fact. Right?
But maybe it wasn't as good as he chose to believe it was.
A lot has changed since Mineta was a dumb teenager, and a chance encounter leads Mineta to go on a soul searching journey. He tries to figure out the reason behind why. despite having everything he ever wanted, he still felt so unhappy. This takes him to old friends and old enemies, and to explore the past he tried his hardest to put behind him.
This is his journey, through the good times.
And the bad.
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That one awkward time Bulma called Goku whilst he was having sex. by TheSilvertonguedSlacker
Fandoms: Dragon Ball
10 Jan 2023
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It's Bulma's birthday, and Goku and Chi-Chi are late.
This, being understandably outrageous, causes Bulma to angrily call them to see where they are and how long they'll be. Turns out they're in the middle of Chi-Chi's extra special training Regime she introduced to Goku that can only be done with her for some reason, but that's fine, Goku's okay to talk on the phone!
Bulma never should have called on the same phone hooked up to the music's PA system.