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Revenant by TheRezhikitt

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
13 Nov 2024
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On the body scanner’s screen, his recorded likeness rotates endlessly with jarring close-ups of disembodied couplings and hydraulics, like an exploded parts manual.

He’s never been a vain man, but it’s always a heart twisting shock to see the bulky exospine, the array of ports, tubes and rivets. The off-colored patches of synthskin. The sternal pump implant that regulates his damaged cardiovascular system. The stumps of his meat legs ending in the curiously elaborate metal constructs.

Why did his tormenters even bother with those? Only to imprison him in a stasis chamber.

Echo takes a big first step toward self-acceptance.

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That Kind of Man by TheRezhikitt

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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“Buy you another drink, soldier?” She nods at the Corellian ale in front of him.
The answer is a negative grunt, followed by, “I got my own drinkin’ money.” Tight lipped, verging on surly.
“Or is drink a code word for something?”

“Would you like it to be?”

A chance meeting between a woman and a fugitive clone in the darkness of Coruscant’s lower levels—but is all as it seems?

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- Part 2 of Stain Queen and Wrecking Ball (Wreckafa Love!)
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Red, Red Shebs by TheRezhikitt

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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“Just a reminder of who’s in charge here,” he leans in to growl in her ear. She shivers and strains away. “You can’t speak, but scream all you want.”

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- Part 2 of The Chains of Command
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Pretty Eyes by TheRezhikitt

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, star - Fandom
13 Sep 2024
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Tough. Street Smart. Nobody’s fool. That’s Rafa Martez, who uses those qualities to push back at the oppression of the Empire in her own way. But when the aftermath of the Mount Tantiss liberation lands a member of the Bad Batch in her care, an old attraction flares up—and Rafa discovers there is some softness in her after all ...
~With fanart by countessofbiscuit!~
"Do you … like women, Wrecker? Human women?”
“Sure, I like women.” A chortle. “A lot more’n like.” With an expression of admiration that says, as plain as words, I like you.
The pairing you never knew you needed!
Spice rating: 800K on the Scoville Heat Scale

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- Part 1 of Stain Queen and Wrecking Ball (Wreckafa Love!)
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The Informant by TheRezhikitt

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Los Angeles, 1952 ~ War weary and heavyhearted, soldier-turned-police detective Rex Camino upholds his sworn duty to Protect and Serve the citizens of Los Angeles. Then an assignment to bodyguard a confidential informant against the powerful Sheev Syndicate opens up a possibility to set some things right—and reclaim his past.
"The handler got a call late last night. Emergency. The informant needs to come in. She’s afraid she’s been made.”
“Wait. She?” How did a dame get mixed up informing on the mob?
“Uh huh.” Kenobi was getting a kick out of my reaction. “The informant, get this, is Darth Vader’s squeeze.”
Vader. AKA the Dark Lord.
An elite, no, THE elite mobster. Second from the top in the syndicate, executive officer and enforcer for the big man himself, a shadowy figure known as The Chancellor.
And our inside man was his doll.
... ... ... ...
An homage to the black-and-white noir classic films of the 1940s and 50s.

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Take a Knee by countessofbiscuit

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2019
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Coordinating operations for a siege on the spiritual motherland has got Rex coiled tight. Ahsoka wants to run him through the wringer.

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15 Dec 2024
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To Sham and to Scold by countessofbiscuit for Flubi

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Oct 2019
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Mordagon Department of Sapient Services
Decree of Nullity
WE HEREBY CERTIFY
First: that on the 10th DAY of 9th MONTH of 978 PRR, we have proceeded to pronounce the Marriage between JEDI PADAWAN AHSOKA TANO and CT-7567 and CT-27-5555 VOID, according to Republic law (Section 11, “Prohibited Relationships”, Republic Marriage Act, 3613).
Second: that having entered into a marriage which could have no legal basis in the Galactic Republic, but was valid according to local law and custom prior to the Treaty of Mordagon (25/4/978), the Parties have committed no civil crime, but they must now be considered as standing related to each other, as to all rights except those especially saved by the statute, as though the marriage ceremony had never been performed.
Third: that the Parties may still be considered in breach of military law.
Fourth: that annulment received Senatorial sanction (see Affidavit), voiding any obligation for the Parties to appear in court, and waiving their right to an appeal.
Signed: Ethelster Nym, Acting Secretary

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15 Dec 2024
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Meridian by countessofbiscuit for kaasknot

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Aug 2018
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When the sting on the Royal Slave Auction goes sideways, Rex and Ahsoka become toys for the Zygerrian Queen’s viewing pleasure. And it’s nothing like the holopornos.

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15 Dec 2024
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Joint Command by countessofbiscuit for WritingCyan

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2020
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Cody is eight inches deep in a post-match Rex when Commander Tano opens the door and nearly sends his pleasantly pedestrian afternoon up in smoke. But if a Marshal Commander knows anything, it’s how to adapt, improvise, and overcome.

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15 Dec 2024
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Blue Job by countessofbiscuit

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2018
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Sure, Phase 1 holds up, he won’t let anyone knock it, but boy does Rex have fond memories of the day Phase 2 came into his life.

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15 Dec 2024

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