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    Steve is an alpha teacher teaching sex education to omega students. He loves his job, but more importantly, he's good at it.

    (No plot, just filthy sex class shenanigans, each chapter a different scene.)

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    19 Nov 2024

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    Edward Teach has risen to fame singing songs that have become an anthem for those raging against the world and trying to find themselves. He's one of the most famous musicians in the world and one of the few omegas who has risen to stardom standing on his own two feet. He's independent and proud of the fact, but after two decades of recording and tours he's begun to feel as though the persona of Blackbeard is a hollow one. When he splits from his boyfriend barely a month away from his heat he decides to do something he'd never have considered while younger, hiring an alpha for company.

    Stede Bonnet is used to being a failure. He's failed his father, failed his beta wife, failed his children. In fact, he's so used to failure that he finally broke the chains of his old life and decided to just be himself. After quitting his father's business, divorcing his wife so she can be with the man she loves, and setting out on his own he decides to enjoy a bit of pettiness and accept a job offer he knows will enrage his father. Working as a paid alpha escort for omegas seeking simple companionship or even wanting an alpha to spend their heat with.

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    14 Sep 2024

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    It's the late 90s. Stede, a senior in high school, takes a job at a local fast food franchise to earn some cash, hoping to make it out without his father's help. His trainer at work, Ed, wants to escape too. Maybe together they can get somewhere. Anywhere is better.

    They'll get out, sure. But they have a whole lot to learn.

    Childhood friends to lovers who don't talk about it to strangers to lovers, basically. Some angst, but hopefully balanced.

    Thrilled to say this has been podfic'd by Lindie, the best who ever done it. Link here.

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    30 Aug 2024

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    Poseidon looks at Percy and decides " no you don't get to die" and focuses on turning Percy into a god.

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    15 Aug 2024

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    gotta read later--found on tiktok

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    “You want to get started, or you want a drink first?”

    Izzy almost laughs. Ed asks him that every time, has done from the very beginning. His answer’s always been the same. He can feel Ed’s eyes on him. The air feels too close, too hot. He opens his mouth, closes it again.

    “I… I wouldn’t mind a drink first this time, alpha.”

    ...

    Izzy suddenly goes into heat for the first time in years after Ed's unexpected--and unpleasant--rut. Now Ed will have to unlearn everything Hornigold taught him about being an alpha in order to become the mate that Izzy deserves.

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    07 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ABO Fave. Yes