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    "I’m Wei Ying, nice to meet you.”

    Lan Zhan stares at the hand being offered, brain still trying to process the hurricane of a person in front of him.

    “Lan Zhan,” he replies, and shakes the hand once, politely. “Is this your seat?”

    or, sometimes a chance meeting on a train and twenty four hours together are enough for two people to fall in love.

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    21 Aug 2024

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    “I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
    Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
    “Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.

    OR: the great british bake-off au???

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    13 Jul 2024

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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.
    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    06 Jul 2024

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    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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    19 Jun 2024

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    “Wait!” Lan Jingyi blurts out. “If me and Sizhui were cursed by her and we can’t remember you, does that really mean—does that really mean you’re our parents?”

    Lan Sizhui winces at Lan Jingyi’s bluntness but he doesn’t correct him.

    (or: 5 times sizhui and jingyi accidentally call wei wuxian and lan wangji dad, and the 1 time they do it on purpose.)

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    26 Jan 2024