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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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07 Dec 2024
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Ford is having trouble concentrating, and Bill decides to help out.
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28 Aug 2024
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Ford Gets An Abortion.
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The Narrator has to pee, but he can hold it long enough to complete the Freedom Ending. So of course, Stanley pushes the ON button instead. Now the Narrator is the one fighting against the clock, trying not to wet himself before the time is up—and Stanley isn't going to make it easy for him.
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- Part 3 of The Stanley Pissable
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Stanley isn't supposed to have bodily functions in the parable. Heat cycle included.
But I guess horny knows no bounds.~~~
Every fandom needs at least ONE omegaverse fanfic, so I shove this in your face TSP fanatics such as myself