TheBibleButSexier
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Royal Ornithology Lessons by TheBibleButSexier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2022
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She turned back to Touya, who was still wide-eyed, but this time staring directly into Keigo's eyes. Keigo didn't manage to stop herself from flaring her wings out just a bit more.
In gaining a new personal guard, Princess Todoroki Touya learns a lot about bird mutations.
Her guard learns a lot about staring at pretty girls.
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Goose Days (And The Fires They Start) by TheBibleButSexier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Feb 2022
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It’s Hawks’ Goose Day, the glorious time in everyone’s life where they are accosted by a violent, murderous bird until they find their soulmate.
Isn’t love just beautiful?
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playing house by suguhito
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Dec 2024
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“I’m a kid. You can’t leave me alone. That’s unsafe.” Megumi counters, pulling the phone away from his ear. His argument might have done more to sway Suguru if his voice wasn’t so deadpan.
“I’ll leave you with the guards. They’ll look after you until your dad gets there.”
“I can’t talk to strangers.”
“What am I, then?”
“That was an emergency. Also, you’re not a stranger anymore.” Megumi blinks. “You’re Suguru.”
Suguru fights the urge to slam his head against the pole in the middle of the train carriage. Instead, he says: “Can I talk to your dad?”
or, Megumi loses his dad on the train, and gains a Suguru instead.
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18 Dec 2024
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in for a penny by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Dec 2024
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“Satoru-kun? You were going to tell me about your girlfriend?”
“Who said it was a girlfriend?” Satoru blurts out.
Shiro’s eyebrows raise. “Oh?” His eyes narrow. “A… boyfriend, then?”
“Uhhhhhhh, hm, yep!” Satoru swallows his awkwardness with a grin. “And! You’re looking at him right now!” Before he can stop himself, he flings a hand out towards the barista still standing by his table. “I, uh, just love—love visiting my, uh, boyfriend here in his, uh, café, you know, it’s just—”
SHUT THE FUCK UP, Satoru thinks to himself belatedly. His mouth snaps shut, but it’s too late. The damage is already done, if the stunned look on Geto’s face is any indication.
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or, people keep pestering Satoru about his love life. his solution? hire someone to pretend to be his boyfriend. too bad it's always the same person he finds.
alternatively, an interactive(!!!) fake dating stsg fic
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16 Dec 2024
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Quiet As A Fire by Kiboutie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Dec 2024
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Suguru doesn't want a soulmate.
But then, he meets Satoru.
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15 Dec 2024
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“Who the hell are you?”
“I’m Gojo Satoru,” Satoru says, feeling the hair on the back of his neck rise.
Something is very, very wrong.
“No,” Suguru says. “I know him, and you’re not it.”or
Yaga sends Satoru to investigate a strange beacon of cursed energy.
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14 Dec 2024
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fire extinguishers work just fine by chosospinkytoes
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Nov 2024
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“Oh my god dude, I’m so sorry, are you ok?” The brown eyes said, and Megumi slowly took note of the face they were attached to. The man in front of him had bubblegum pink hair, with a black undercut, his black eyebrows knitted in concern. His face was a mix of sharp and round features, making him look kind, but also extremely handsome. His focus shifted to the man’s toned arms, with one of his on Megumi’s head inspecting the wound.
“Uh,” Megumi sputtered intelligently, brain still a little broken; half because of the throbbing of his head and half because of the gorgeous man before him. Did he die? Was he in heaven, or was this a dream?
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modern au with detective!megumi and firefighter!itadori
basically itafushi pining and solving crime on the side
sorry im bad at summaries
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