TheBasilRathbone
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- Broadchurch (11)
- Lizzie Bennet Diaries (6)
- Ted Lasso (TV) (6)
- Schitt's Creek (4)
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) (3)
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Taking Care (of Business) by TheBasilRathbone
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
07 Dec 2024
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After some reluctance on both sides, Wade decides to accompany Logan on his first reunion with the X-Men.
He very quickly proves that despite their goody-two-shoes reputation, he's a hell of a lot better at taking care of Logan than the X-Men ever were.
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The Right Guy by TheBasilRathbone
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Nov 2024
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Alternate First Meeting: Wade brings Logan home from the bar for a one-night-stand, which turns into a two-night-stand, which turns into something resembling a stable relationship. Which turns into a cancer diagnosis, a faked death, and a quest for dick-kicking revenge to fix his face, get his super sexy ex back, and make sure this doesn't happy to anyone else.
But (un)fortunately for Wade, Logan-the-Super-Sexy-Ex has a few secrets of his own. And he's not so great at playing the role of damsel in distress.
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This wasn't supposed to happen. It isn't what they are. Their days were filled with small, nearly unnoticeable acts of service to one another to show that they cared. His eyes were supposed to crinkle up in a half-smile when she mouthed 'Dirty Brian' at a crime scene. He's supposed to make an extra cuppa for her when he makes for himself one in the CID kitchenette. Not risk his life to save hers.
This was too big, felt too much, for two people barely managing to hold onto a platonic status quo.
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Grammy-winning music legend Rebecca Welton's very public and very humiliating divorce has left her with nothing but the tattered remains of her career and a team of photographers camped out on her doorstep.
But she's ready for a comeback, and Ted Lasso might just be the man to help her make that happen. And in the process, he may become her second chance in more ways than one.
(This is a love story.)
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Post-finale - Two years after Ted leaves London, Rebecca's planned business meeting in L.A. is intercepted by a fierce storm and emergency landing, and she finds herself unexpectedly stuck in Kansas.
Luckily, an old friend is there to offer her a place to stay (and perhaps a few personal revelations).
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Logan only has one rule when he moves into the extra bedroom in Wade's apartment: don't get comfortable.
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The only thing standing between Logan and a boring, blissful, murder-free life in Canada is Wade.
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20 Dec 2024
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A Chronic Condition by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Dec 2024
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Logan's skin is prickling, twitching in familiarity. It knows what’s coming. He’s been trained, now, like Pavlov’s fucking dog. He's just waiting for those familiar words:
“Mr. Howlett? How's my favorite patient today?"
He hates it. He needs it. It helps. It’s the only thing that’s ever fucking worked.
He hates how well the treatments work.
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- Part 3 of Deadpool Smut
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- English
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15 Dec 2024
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Silence Ain't So Golden by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
17 Nov 2024
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Wade is kidnapped by a misguided doctor looking to save the love of her life. Logan gets him back, but that was just the tip of the iceberg. Now Wade won't talk, won't even look at Logan. What could that fucking doctor have done to him?
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rated for violence, language, and a brief sexual scene that goes nowhere.Series
- Part 1 of Subject Zero-Zero [Poolverine]
Bookmarked by TheBasilRathbone
08 Dec 2024
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And It Feels Like Home by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Logan - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Oct 2024
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It wasn’t immediate. The first month or so, Logan went to jobsites, did his work, and came home without a second thought. Then one day Wade made some offhand comment about how the shitty bathroom floor tiles absorbed blood like a fucking sponge and it was nearly impossible to scrub out and suddenly he was noticing different types of tiles and grout and piecing together the ideal floor materials for two guys with a healing factor and a penchant for coming home blood soaked.
From then on it was like the floodgates had opened and he couldn’t stop himself from taking mental notes at every job he worked. He wasn’t actually planning on buying something. He was just looking.
For the future.
DISTANT future.
Except…
The TVA had given him a truly disgusting amount of money he wasn’t doing anything with and real estate was a decent investment. He didn’t have to do anything with it if he didn’t want to.
It’s not like he was going to find anything he liked anyway.
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Part three of my home series is finally here! Logan is determined to make those housespouse dreams a reality. Step one, obtain a house.Series
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Bookmarked by TheBasilRathbone
24 Nov 2024
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The Body is [Not] a Weapon by woof_verine
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
21 Nov 2024
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“Relax.” Wade tells him. Logan must have tensed up again. Without really thinking, he tries to do as Wade directs, to let his muscles go lax. Logan hears Wade’s breath hitch a little as he feels the effort. “Good,” he says. “You’re doing good. Just relax.” The words make Logan’s face heat up, and he knows they’re wrong – he’s not good, has never been good – but he can’t find it within himself to protest, to growl, to do anything but feel the warmth of Wade’s palm on his chest, of his fingers in his hair. He’s pathetic, is what he is. But it’s been so fucking long, and he’s so damn tired – of himself, of fighting, of everything. If Wade wants to touch him, then Logan will take what he can get.
Or: Logan thinks his body is only built for hurting people. Wade shows him he's wrong.
Bookmarked by TheBasilRathbone
21 Nov 2024