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Studies show that amongst the patients diagnosed with M.A.D., only 3% have survived its symptoms. How the patient continues to live their life after surviving M.A.D. is entirely a case-by-case situation.
You’re one of the 3%.
You’ve always been immune to the so-called “knowledge that is not desired to be known” because frankly, you’re aware that you’re going to die one day and nothing can stop the march towards the end of time, so why struggle? You might as well enjoy every day like it’s going to be your last.
That’s why when you accidentally hit a blond-haired stranger with your car, you don’t hesitate to wonder if he’s really what he seems to be before dragging him into your home.
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18 Dec 2024
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Giving Chase by Jupiterra
Fandoms: Ну погоди! | Nu Pogodi! | Well Just You Wait! (Cartoon)
11 May 2019
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Wolf has feelings. He's not great at expressing them.
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15 Dec 2024
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Demon Master is too sexy, help! by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2024
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"Are you ok?" the demon asked.
Luo Binghe was tempted to say no, you're torturing me, but his mouth was dry, and he couldn't help but stare.
So much exposed skin! And there might have been more, but his new master (Shen Qingqiu, he repeated the name like a melody, so sweet on his unworthy lips) was an anomaly among demons, possessed of a sense of modesty rarely found among those of his species.
Even so, he was more naked than Luo Binghe was used to, and his heart simply couldn't take it.
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02 Dec 2024
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Creep by TreeFinder27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2024
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Liu Qingge is stressed about how not-stressed Shen Qingqiu is concerning his pervert disciple and inadvertently enters into a battle of wills with Luo Binghe over Shen Qingqiu’s affections.
Shen Qingqiu is, of course, oblivious. He’s also not doing as good of a job blending in as he thinks he is. It's fine, nobody is going to tell him that.
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02 Dec 2024
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my future wife's son wants me dead by puppiemk
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2024
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Su Binghe has always known two important things.
No one tells him ‘no.’
He always gets what he wants.Bookmarked by ThatIsNotMyNameAl
23 Nov 2024
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Small scenario pusher: Soft Fur, Softer Heart by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2024
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The hiss that came out of Shen Qingqiu’s mouth was purely instinctual and due to the truly disturbing feeling of finding himself so suddenly (and quickly! Luo Binghe, how tall are you?) airborne. Luo Binghe clucked soothingly, one hand firmly closed around Shen Qingqiu’s scruff while the other supported his back paws.
Thoroughly humiliated, Shen Qingqiu hissed again.
What Small Scenario Pusher? The System had pushed him right into the protagonist’s arms! There was no way he could escape now!
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Or, faced with the blackened protagonist much earlier than expected, Shen Qingqiu activates a Small Scenario Pusher, and becomes Luo Binghe's jealously guarded pet in Huan Hua.Bookmarked by ThatIsNotMyNameAl
23 Nov 2024
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Feed The Beasts (Or They'll Feed On You) by palladium_paladin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into the body of the Peak Lord of the Beast Taming Peak.
In which he is hounded by the scum villain and his white lotus disciple, the System needs to be made aware of antibullying PSAs, and Shen Yuan is trying to get over his fear of animals.
And if he could quit breaking things on accident and keep his new (terrifying) disciples in line, he would appreciate that very much.
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22 Nov 2024
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Everyone wants a piece of Shen Yuan by qaoji
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2024
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into an NPC Peak Lord.. and by chance, said NPC Peak Lord has the same name as him.
He wants to avoid dying knowing what’s to come for Proud Immortal Demon Way’s future.
Yet why does everyone act so weird around him!? So weird to the point that it’s OOC! OOC, I say! God Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, what is this mess of a novel!? You’re acting weird too!
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22 Nov 2024
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Inappropriate Use May Result in Strange Side Effects by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Nov 2024
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In PIDW, there was a certain legendary cup which when used to make tea with even a single thread of another’s hair or a drop of their blood switches bodies with the person who drank it. It turns out… if you don’t use it appropriately it’ll either not work at all because it has no target, or will swap you with your soul mate.
Too bad Luo Binghe had no idea about that. He was just going to drink tea and somehow he found himself in Shen Qingqiu’s body, staring at his own sword mound. Oh and what the absolute hell is the ringing in his ear?
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22 Nov 2024
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The gentlest Bai Zhan brute that binghe has ever met by hopesita
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2024
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A raid on Qing Jing by Bai Zhan disculpes was all it took for Luo Binghe to meet his wife.
Even if that wife was one of Bai Zhan's brutes, the term "brute" really should be replaced with "gentle" if we were talking about that one cute disciple that Luo Binghe cherish so much.
Or: Shen Yuan just wanted a free afternoon to spend in the library and accidentally ended up with a little sheep following him for the rest of his life.
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20 Nov 2024
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One's Sword To Another's Tail by ilustrriousceci (micomii)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jul 2024
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“I want to cook more meals.”
“Okay.”
“I want to practice cultivation.”
“Only if we can find you a sword.” Shen Yuan pauses and picks a thought. “Or maybe I’ll just give you Xiu Ya instead. I wouldn’t really need it anymore.”
Binghe shifts, child-like curiosity in his tone. “Why?”
“Mhm. No reason why.”
It’s just that Shen Yuan doesn’t think anyone’s coming to save him anymore.
But with the random array of straw and torn fabric serving as a bed underneath him, oddly comfortable with the baby dragon curling into a little ball in his arms, giving the slightest pinch of warmth; Shen Yuan finds he doesn't regard such line of thought as so bad of an idea anymore.
OR: Disciple Shen Yuan's encounter with a baby dragon comes back biting at him twenty five years later.
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20 Nov 2024
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Scaled and Spiraling: I Transmigrated Into WHAT? by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2024
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Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!
When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?
After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.
Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!
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- Part 1 of Winged and Winging It [Svsss Dragons]
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20 Nov 2024
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Any Way The Wind Blows by KetchupOnRice
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2024
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It is no secret that Luo Binghe, the Saintly Ruler of the Demon Realm, holds a longstanding grudge against Xiu Ya Sword, Shen Qingqiu of Qing Jing Peak. When the chance for revenge slips by him, Luo Binghe's eyes turns to Shen Yuan, the head disciple of Qing Jing Peak, as his next toy; a proxy for his former teacher.
After a ferocious attack, Shen Yuan awakes with a broken cultivation and no recollections of his past life. Coincidentally, it is Luo Binghe who finds him.
"May I get this kind savior's name?"
"A-Yuan is so cold. How could you have forgotten your beloved Shizun?"
Loosely inspired by Thousand Autumns by Meng Xi Shi
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20 Nov 2024
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sensitive to fate, not denial by UnlikeMars
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2024
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shen yuan isn't sure what he did in a past life to deserve getting transmigrated into the fridged disciple of luo binghe but surely it wasn't bad enough to warrant this.
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- Part 1 of make revision to a dream
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20 Nov 2024
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Like A Tooth From a Mouth (I Leave a Hole) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jan 2025
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Disciple Shen Qingqiu is at the edge of the Abyss and things have gone off script, but don't worry! The System is here to help!
A disciple Shen Qingqiu/shizun Luo Binghe AU
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19 Nov 2024
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Teacher's Pet by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2024
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Shen Yuan wakes up after choking to death as a disciple of Qing Jing Peak only… why is Luo Binghe his Shizun!? And why does he look like the original Scum Villain, Shen Qingqiu!? He decides he only has one option for survival: hugging the Protagonist’s thighs.
Luo Binghe regrets his disciple’s qi deviation, but not who he turns out to be afterwards. Shen Yuan makes him want to reshape the world to be one that had to accept them both for who they were, and that might require more power than he has ever planned on having.
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- Part 7 of CGL's SVSSS Gotcha Prompts
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19 Nov 2024
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REWRITE IN PROGRESS!!! ASTRO WAS AN OC THAT WASNT PROPERLY FLESHED OUT OR PLANNED SO THIS WILL BE CHANGED!!!! NOTHING MAJOR WILL CHANGE!!!
It was bright, brighter than anything they had seen- like a flash-bang straight to their pupils, but different? In the back of their mind they felt worried about potential damage, but in the front- they just felt calm, the banging in the distance like the beat of a heartbeat, just as it felt like they were drifting off they felt it. The rush of gravity, the sudden adrenaline pumping through their body and the wind blowing their face back! They were falling and it felt like rebirth! And then they made impact.
"hi! I'm monkey D. Luffy! Ne, ne why did you fall out of the sky, how come you can't swim? Can you poop?" The face- monkey D. Fuckin Luffy, said. Giggling a bit at the last question and still not processing everything fully the person said "luffy oh, OK yeah cool joke, I'm uhhhh, fuck I'm astro I guess? Fios D. Astro." The blinding smile that came after made the person, Astro, consider the possibility that maybe, just maybe, it is their dear Monkey D. Luffy.
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31 Oct 2024
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Crash-Out Chronicle: The Florida Man Isekai! by Internet_XxxPl0r3rxxX
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
09 Nov 2024
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You've heard the same story a million times. Some generic white bread underachiever drops dead and gets hurled into a fantastical new world with way more plot relevance than he deserves. Maybe it was a truck that did him in, maybe he's a 20-something NEET instead of a high schooler, but from there it always hits the same beats: Plot armor, power of friendship, and a harem that shouldn't exist given the guy's about as fascinating as wet paint.
The solution? Send in a crackhead! But not just any crackhead, no! The purest, most terrifying form! The one spoken of with awe and horror in equal measure! The one that swims with gators and manatees, the one that tries fist-fighting hurricanes, the one who's bloodstream is almost definitely 90% drugs! THE FLORIDA MAN!
And what better world to send him to than one that runs on crackhead energy?
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30 Oct 2024
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"Are you a ghost or something?” He sounds way too excited about that, but that's not surprising. They smile at him. Their cheeks ache. Their eyes burn. They can still feel their skull cracking open, if they focus hard enough.
“Yeah, I guess!” Smiling, smiling, smiling. The curve of their cheeks fills their voice with something false. “Or, wait, maybe I’m closer to a zombie, actually? Since I have a body, and all.”
“Do you poop, then?”
“Not sure? I mean, this dying thing is pretty new. I haven’t tested it out yet.”
He nods, sagely. “It’s a mystery, then. Hey, do you want to join my crew?”
Smiling, smiling, smiling. His eyes are dark as they track the shape of it. They wonder if he can see the way it trembles. “Shouldn’t you introduce yourself first? Kinda rude to just up and proposition a stranger like that.”
They already know what he’s going to say.
They’ve known what he was going to say since they woke up and saw the hat.
(That doesn’t mean that it hurts any less to hear. That doesn’t make it any less beautiful.)
“I’m Monkey D. Luffy, and I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!”Series
- Part 1 of to the left of a funeral
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29 Oct 2024
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Self Insert Two: Electric Boogaloo. by Clockwork_Caverns
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Dec 2024
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Waking up as a pokemon in a world you barely know after being stabbed is disorienting. But hey! At least I'm not the only one dealing with these shenanigans.
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29 Oct 2024