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    Ed sighed heavily. He knew what was coming.

    “Says here,” Izzy read aloud, “that ‘Prince Stede Bonnet, son of the queen and stepson of the king, and now rightful heir to the throne with the death of the trueborn prince, is being accused of the murder.’ They hereby summon the Shamer to the royal castle to determine the prince’s guilt.”

    Ed turned his eyes up at the gray, darkening sky. Then he looked to the sea, looming at the bottom of the steep mountain side and stretching endlessly beyond the horizon.

    “Guess I have a prince to meet.”

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    For the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2023

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    It's a big deal for Ed when the pharmacist comes by his office.

    OFMD JanuAUry 2023 Day 3 - Medical

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    Stede's a romance author who's stuck in Writer's Block Hell on his new book. His isolated country retreat is interrupted by a stranger who needs his help. They end up helping each other, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. (Cue cheesy bomp-chicka-wow-wow music.)

    This story is for the April 25 entry of the OFMD AUpril 2023 Prompt Fest. The prompts were Rural - Porn Star - Romance Author.

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    “HOLY SHIT.” Ed dropped the paper as though it had singed his fingers, which – in a way – it had.

    “Boss? What’s wrong?”. Pete reached for the paper. Ed grabbed it before he could get his hands on it.

    “Uh … nothing.”

    “Nothing? You should see your face! You look like someone just hit you over the head with a two-by-four,” Pete said, concerned.

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    This is for Day 17 of September Microfics. The prompt was "See your face".

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    Coming to the beach by himself seemed like a terrible idea. Maybe if he was a twenty-something, intent on “catching some waves” or “meeting some bros for brewskis” or whatever the hell twenty-something men did these days. But Stede was in his mid-forties, and he was starting to feel more and more foolish. Everyone was going to stare at the weirdo who’d come to the beach alone. They’d probably think that he was there to ogle them in their bathing suits and unsubtly masturbate under his towel.

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    Stede's changed his mind about visiting the beach today. Trouble is, he's stuck in the middle of a lineup of cars with no escape. Guess there's nothing to do but make small talk with the handsome guy on the motorcycle beside him.

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    This is for Day 26 of September Microfics. The prompt was "Gridlocked".

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