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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
*Please do not comment on the fic asking about translations because it is unlikely that I will see it. If you're interested in translations/have a question regarding the fic, please reach out on tumblr @motswolo x
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2024
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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25 Nov 2024
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"Harry shook his head, as if to come back to himself. He wasn't the kind of person who awaited his Prince Charming like a damsel locked in a tower, or a character from the novels Hermione had sent him. There was no point holing himself up in his room all day. His existence didn't revolve around Cedric, though he couldn't deny that their lives were tightly connected, like two different trains with different timetables and destinations that however shared the same track."
~ In the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry feels more relaxed and optimistic than ever, convinced that his life, prophecy notwithstanding, is finally taking the right turn. Unfortunately, things soon become more complicated, and even darker times lie ahead. For, what fate may have spared Harry in the past could result in losses so great that he could never have imagined ~
Alternative to “Half-Blood Prince”
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25 Nov 2024
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"Harry was stunned discovering that he was kissing a boy, and he wasn’t even disgusted. He had never really considered boys as a source of attraction: he could admire the beauty of the male body, of course, and he acknowledged if a boy was handsome. Yet he had never thought about kissing them, but now he realized that it wasn’t half bad."
~ A game of "Seven minutes to heaven" turns into something more intense and overwhelming, especially considering the handsome specimen he is paired with, and Harry Potter soon discovers cravings and desires that he never even imagined to possess. As his fifth year at Hogwarts gets darker and complicated, he will learn to stop playing the hero and allow himself to enjoy the good things that come his way ~
Alternative to “Order of the Phoenix”
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25 Nov 2024
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“Well, my name is James, and I'm a volunteer at the Crisis Line. I'm an MIT graduate, I'm employed in the army, War Machine is my favorite Avenger, and I love pineapple on my pizza. Is there anything else you'd like to know about me?”
Yeah, why does James keep asking questions? Why can't the man let him die alone?
“Why did I fucking call?” Peter hisses to himself.
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or, peter calls the crisis line.
[bad things happen bingo / prompt: suicide attempt]
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- Part 1 of lemon boy 'verse
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22 Nov 2024