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He has never seen Zeff without his chef’s uniform or the casual long sleeved shirts he has been wearing on the boat over the last week. It suddenly hits him that he has never thought about how his sailing background could have left signs. In this case, tattoos. He can’t decipher what they are from this distance, but they are there; small specks of colour on his broad shoulders and arms.
Arms that flex when the chef grabs his towel and begins to dry himself off as he shuffles back. It’s all rough movements, small annoyed grunts when he needs to stretch just a little harder to grab one end of the cloth to dry his back, making the hairs pull away from his skin and stand up in the low temperature of the morning. The chef pulls something towards himself and goes through smooth, practised motions. It takes him standing up for Zoro to understand that Zeff just put on his prosthetic leg.
Zoro feels a shiver run down his spine, and his breathing grows laboured, but he cannot look away.Zoro needs a yacht chef, but the only one available is his best friend's father.
Zeff loves being on a boat again, even if he has to cook for a brat.
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-giving someone a lot of praise-“I knew it, I fucking knew it!” Curly is pacing the kitchen a few days later, seemingly trying to pull out his own hair. “I should have said no when he asked, I mean I know you have a thing for DILFs, why would my dad be different?”
Zoro slurps his beer pointedly. “Not my fault your dad’s hot. He into guys now or what?”
“ARRRGHGH,” with a loud, frustrated scream, Sanji turns around and storms into his room. Not giving an answer, which is disappointing. Though, if Zoro has no chance, there is no way that Sanji would be this fucked up about it.
“Don’t worry, Cook, you wouldn’t even hafta call me daddy!” he screams at Sanji’s room and snickers at the sputters and the loud thoud of something hitting the door.Zoro meets his roommate and best friend's dad in the most awkward situation. What else is a horny man to do than pursue the hot DILF?
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Tell me (Everything) by Sue_MoonsCurse for Balderdashfromafool
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2024
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The call came when he had just closed his eyes after laying down. It had taken a little bit of time to relax enough to honestly think about going to sleep, but the laziness of the heat before helped.
So, when his phone went off, he was annoyed at first. He could have sworn that sleep had felt so close. It took him a minute to decide against ignoring the ringing, roll over and blindly feel for the phone, bringing it up to his face. The moment his fingertips hit the smooth plastic of the phone’s cover though, heat ran down his spine, while his fingers felt like they had been dipped in ice water. A slight tug at his right pinkie made his eyes go wide.Zoro and Sanji are soulmates. That in itself is not a huge deal.
The falling into bed together since last year and somehow never talking about it is.
It doesn't help that Zoro suddenly finds himself burdened with other problems as well.
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I was on a date today! Brûlée set me up, and I really did not want to go at first. But I know you want me to get over you, and how am I supposed to do this, if I refuse every date? So, I decided to go anyway.
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A few months after WCI Sanji gets a letter.
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“You know,” Zoro says. “I didn’t think I had any chance with you, Cook, because you’re such a filthy womanizer. I never thought you’d ever look my way twice.”
“What changed?” Sanji breathes.
“You came to my match.” Zoro runs his finger against the length of Sanji’s throat, letting his fingers rest against his pulse where his heart is jackhammering against it a million miles per second. “And you haven’t been able to take your eyes off me since.”
“That’s not true.”
“Don’t lie. It’s okay to want it.”
“You have to be joking.” Sanji laughs mirthlessly. “I’m literally twice your age, I’m old enough to be your father.”
“So what?” Zoro muses. "Why should that matter at all if I want it, too?"
OR/// The one where Sanji is twenty years Zoro's senior, and there's no way they could be together, but they still want each other anyway.
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Sanji has been in love with Zoro since they met. He's never been able to bring himself to admit it to the swordsman, until one day when he overhears a conversation not meant for him. If there's one thing stronger than his own anxiety, it's his jealousy.
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12 Nov 2024
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Sanji wants to throw himself into the ocean. Maybe he’ll search for a devil fruit just so he could eat it and immediately drown in the sea.
“Unfortunately, the Loss-Loss Fruit took away your body’s ability to produce seminal fluids. You’ll likely still have one more time before the full effects set in, but after that…”
Despite the clinical language Chopper’s using, Sanji knows what he’s really saying. He can only come one more time in his entire fucking life.
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Sanji’s just flung a bag of trash in the dumpster behind the All Blue when he hears the noise, a sort of low rumble that echoes through the narrow space.
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08 Oct 2024
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Fuck you, come dance with me
I'm feeling fine
'Cause I fuckin' lost my mind
I'm feeling real mean and getting obscene
I'll grab the first partner that I see
I'll grab him by the arm and swing him around
Then pull his hair and drag him to the groundSanji had expected the mosh pits at the punk show he found himself dragged to. It's the handsome stranger with the dimples and big hands that he didn't.
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