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    "It is very tedious,” Professor Shen agrees, setting down his cup of tea. “I admire your forbearance.”

    “I have no forbearance,” Zhao Yunlan assures him. “I get drunk a lot and throw things.”

    or, the lawyers AU that no one asked for.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Lan Wangji starts his day by finding a body in the park. He ends it with a warm body in his bed. Both are unexpected. Both are the same body.

     

    Or: If this was from Wei Wuxian’s POV he’d be having a wild birthday where he meets the love of his life while passed out on the ground.

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    Qin Su is given a second chance at life.

    This time, instead of the sweet-faced soldier who rescued her during the war, she chooses the Cloud Recesses. And, to everyone's surprise, she chooses Lan Qiren.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.

    Podfic and translations in German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.

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    Yu Ziyuan has been dead for over a hundred years, so it's a bit of a surprise when she dies.

    One minute she's watching the youngest Lan daughter bow to her ancestors—it still baffles her that Wei Wuxian counts her as an ancestor, and that he's filial enough to have had a plaque made for her, but here they are—and the next she's choking on blood, her eyesight dimming. Wei Wuxian, she thinks furiously, what have you done now?

    Then she wakes up.

    Because her bladder is full.


    Yu Ziyuan finds herself back in Lotus Pier, before any of her children have been born, and decides that things would go better if Jiang Yanli is the heir, not Jiang Cheng. One change leads to another, and another, and another.

    And is Cangse Sanren flirting with her?

    Things do not always go smoothly, but sometimes the family you find is the one you should have had all along.

    It's a pretty light Mature that could probably have been okay as a heavy Teen. Fully written and beta-read; 73k of raising children, standing up for what one values, and falling in love.

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    05 Aug 2024

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