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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    He's bloody useless, that's what he is.

    Those poor girls and their mum have been trapped in a nightmare murder loop for thirty sodding years, and what's Charles do? Sticks his bloody nose in and gets caught in the loop right along with them.

    Those handful of moments live in his head, now. It's the same thing every time: he steps up, livid, cricket bat in hands; he hauls it back; that wanker throws him against the wall like he's a worthless bloody rag doll, and there he stays, sat there, not able to do anything but watch as that absolute arsehole hacks them apart with an axe.

    Again. And again. And again.

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    18 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Charles accidentally wishes the Dead Boy Detectives alive, making this Christmas season very special indeed. Festive shenanigans ensue.

    Written for #DBDAYuletide24

    A chapter will be added weekly until the end of the fest.

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    15 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    It is three full days before Edwin realizes that there is a third person in the house. Until then, there is not so much as a hint as to the additional presence.

    It comes as a surprise: a quiet knock, as though someone is at the front door.

    The sound does not emanate from the entryway, however; it comes from somewhere else entirely, just off the hallway, at the top of the stairs that Edwin has presumed leads down to the cellar.

    There is a pause, and then the knock comes again, quite faint. A voice follows it, just as soft: "Mum? Dad?"

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    15 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    "Charles has not gotten lost since 1997," says Edwin, waspishly. "And that instance was only because a rather ill-mannered dead wilderness guide put him under a curse. Charles does not get lost."

    "Could have gone to find another shop," says Crystal. "You did sort of say, 'It is of utmost importance, Charles, we simply must have these candles.'" She puts on the stuffy, false British accent she always does when she means to imitate him, and it is as dreadful as it is every time.

    "I do not sound like that," says Edwin. "And he would have been back by now. Mirror travel renders distance near inconsequential." He draws himself up short and mimes a brief, frustrated gesture with his hand. "See yourselves to the door, please. I need to think."

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    13 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Getting in the water with his clothes on feels a bit weird, even if they won't get wet – Charles can never help clinging on to those habits of life that Edwin seems so ready to abandon – so he strips down to his singlet while Edwin reads, completely engrossed, and the rest of the Brighton populace carries on, completely oblivious.

    He hesitates, only a tick, before removing his singlet as well, letting the material pull over his arms naturally rather than be willed away and-

    There are bruises littering Charles's body.

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    12 Dec 2024