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Blitzo had been waiting. Had taken the whole damn afternoon off to make sure his ass could be there. Make sure Stolas wouldn't arrive alone, like most sinners did. He'd never done that before.
It had been hours since he'd seen Stolas in that hospital room on Earth.
After the last sinner exited, Blitzo made his way to the doors and peeked in. Several sinners were still inside, clinging to themselves or pacing under the fluorescent lights in various stages of denial or panic attack. None of them looked familiar. He was about to resign himself to another hour of waiting when his gaze landed on one skinny grey lump hunkered down in a shadowy farside corner.
*Bingo.*
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When Stolas finally shows up in Hell, Blitzo takes it upon himself to look after him. The former human is definitely having trouble adjusting to his new reality, but Blitzo is determined to help him see that death doesn't have to be the end.
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What if Blitzo *was* real?
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- Part 2 of Hell to Pay
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The demon chuckled. “Cute fucker,” it said under its breath. “You're already starting to win me over, and I don't even know your name.”
“I’m St—” he started, but cut himself off. He remembered tales, warnings, of what could happen if you gave an evil or mischievous spirit your name. “Uh… I'm sorry, but… I don't… know if I should tell you that.”
The demon smiled widely, with all of its pointy teeth, before hopping down from the merry-go-round, the dry grass crunching under its boots. It offered out a large, claw-tipped hand. “The name's Blitz,” it said.
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When the constant fighting between him and his wife keeps getting worse, Stolas seeks respite within the peaceful woods behind his house. After he suddenly starts finding himself stumbling into a decaying, otherworldly realm, he can't decide if the mysterious demon residing there is friendly or hiding something more sinister, or if any of it is real at all. Would he be willing to make a deal with the devil to find out?
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- Part 1 of Hell to Pay
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A series of first times between Asmodeus and Fizzarolli
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Say It With Flowers by Spooks_on_Parade for EllisEmme_Writes
Fandoms: Lore Olympus (Webcomic), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
28 Sep 2023
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**Flower Shop AU**
A loud, clangorous *CRUNCH!!* crackled around the man as he jerked the door practically off it's hinges, completely unhindered by the bolted lock.
"What the hell?! Hey!" Persephone shrieked at the stranger who had just mangled her doorframe as he continued, single mindedly, towards the service counter.
The stranger's hands slapped down onto the formica countertop with a hard *BANG!* "How do I say 'fuck you' in flower?!"
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Star Gazing by Spooks_on_Parade
Fandoms: Lore Olympus (Webcomic), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
14 Apr 2023
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"I don't think I could ever be afraid of you. Not really," she said her fingertips coasting lightly over his taught muscles, causing them to flutter under her touch.
He chuffed out a laugh, "Well, I am plenty afraid of you."
"Oh yeah?" she smirked, a hand ghosting over his chest as she leaned over him. One of her dress straps slipped from her shoulder. "Then maybe we should even the playing field... Let me see your other form..."
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Down-n-Dirty by Spooks_on_Parade
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
14 Nov 2021
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Just an anthology series of unrelated smutty one-shots
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Seasons by Spooks_on_Parade
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
12 Sep 2020
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Let's Dance by Spooks_on_Parade
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
29 Jan 2020
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Baby on Board by Spooks_on_Parade
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
14 Dec 2019
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The first part of this series is rated T for language, but the second part is rated E for sexy time.
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When Stolas and Blitzø go shopping for a bigger apartment, Blitzø thinks that he needs to protect his very sheltered boyfriend from being manipulated by the corrupt businessmen of Imp City. But when it comes to negotiating, Stolas brings an unexpected skillset.
Witnessing Stolas negotiating on his behalf gives Blitzø some new ideas for the bedroom (or . . . more accurately . . . living room) and helps him understand that he might not have to shoulder everything alone.
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17 Dec 2024
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“Fine,” Blitzø sighs, dumping the rest of his cereal into the sink. “Since you really wanna do chores, let’s do this thing.” He treats Stolas to a smile, all assurance and warmth, to coax the same onto the owl's features. He feels a little dizzy looking at him. “‘Cuz, y’know, it’ll take some weight off my shoulders.”
“Oh, Blitz! Really?” Stolas trills a gleeful owlish chirp, his white pupils morphing into star shapes. “This is going to be so much fun, my darling! How do we begin? What labor do we perform first?”
(or blitzø and stolas, now living together as a couple, decide to spend the day doing everyday chores together. written for the Helluva Bang 2024.)
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15 Dec 2024
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like a prayer by saltwaterling for jayfeatherseyebrows
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Dec 2024
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Blitzø grumbles softly as Stolas plants his beak on his forehead, obediently opens his arms as he allows himself to be stripped. Stolas loves him like this too, in spite of himself—pliant, malleable. Too tired to resist being doted on, for once.
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14 Dec 2024
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“You are better off without me,” Blitzø had told him once. “And you without me,” Stolas has come to realize.
(Vaguely It’s a Wonderful Life flavored. Written post-Mastermind. Soon to be made canon-incompatible by Sinsmas!)
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12 Dec 2024
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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Bookmarked by Spooks_on_Parade
11 Dec 2024