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Hi all! I'm back to answer the question no one asked:
what if Israel Hands is a grumpy old battle scarred tomcat and Roach is the only person on board who can tame him? And what if these two feral men find themselves raising a cat of mysterious origins?
As before, there's angst, healing, profound silliness, culinary antics, and also now a literal cat. The slow burn continues, because let's face it - Roach could catch anyone he wants. He's after Izzy for that tender tender rehabilitation.
Part one was mostly Roach POV, this work is mostly Izzy POV. I'll be back to visit these two, but for now here's a sweet little interlude.
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- Part 2 of Two Ungentle Men
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After his banishment from the Revenge, a bedraggled Israel Hands pops up in The Repúblic of Pirates. Spanish Jackie might have just what he needs.
(Takes place between episodes 6 and 7)
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If you want dinner, don't insult the cook (aka the one where Roach feeds Izzy) by Spoblin
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Apr 2022
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You may find yourself thinking "???" when you read these tags. Well. In ep 9, we see Izzy eating on deck as he pontificates to the crew, and I thought.... what if food is his happy place, but he has a conflicted relationship with it because his internalized stress/rage give him tummy problems?
And what if Izzy's a slut for pain, but he only puts up with degradation/humiliation because that's the only way he thinks he can be loved? What if Roach also loves pain, but in a playful way? And what if Roach can't stand to see someone go unfed on his ship?
In The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky wrote, "We accept the love we think we deserve..." and that kind of drove this fic.
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- Part 1 of Two Ungentle Men
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Izzy Hands and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Spoblin
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day - Judith Viorst
12 Apr 2022
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It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
There were oranges for dinner and he hates oranges.
The co-captains were kissing and he hates kissing.
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Dash Yourself Upon the Rocks by triedunture for pinehutch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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“The expedition on which we are about to embark will be perilous. Some of us may not make it back. Some of us— Ah, yes, Frenchie?”
“Yeah, I was wondering.” Frenchie lowered his hand. “Are we even sure the Kraken really exists?”
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Captain Stede Bonnet is on a hunt for the famed Kraken of legend. He doesn't find what he expects--in fact, Ed finds him first.
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Blackbeard crouched down in front of him, that stupid bright sunshine face still the fucking same, eyes wide and round, as if he had no idea of the monster in front of him. As if he had nothing to be fucking afraid of. Stupid fucking idiot. He brought up his knife, the tip of it pressing under the bastard’s chin, tipping his head up.
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16 May 2022
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Izzy has always been proud of his ability to give Blackbeard what he needs, no matter how exhausting that can be.
Edward has always assumed he was giving Izzy what he wanted, and that Izzy would tell him if it went too far.
Neither of them realize how bad it's gotten, until Stede proposes trying something different.
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A fic where Ed and Izzy make basically every BDSM mistake in the book, and Stede has to help them start from scratch.
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- Part 1 of Steddy Hands Kink Verse
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06 May 2022
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reality / unreality by Anonymous
Fandoms: New Zealand Actor RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
10 Apr 2022
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It’s not real. He knows it’s not real. It’s their job for it not to be real, and it has never been real, will never be real, it isn’t real.
It’s just—
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- Part 2 of the body believes
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05 May 2022
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Stede tossed down the invitation card on the couch. “On the contrary!” He scrambled to his feet “You’re not wearing anything that beastly man owned. You deserve something far better, especially for your first time out. If we’re going to a party, you’re getting all the luxury you deserve.”