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“I fixed your problem!”
“My problem?”
Pyrrhus pointed towards a tree Achilles hadn’t noticed before. The trees leaves were all on the floor framing a man.
And what a man it was.
Or,
Pyrrhus is a little shit who is trying to set up his Dad with a stranger at a park
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09 Jan 2024
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It's February at Button House and the Captain can't help but feel a grudge against a certain holiday involving love.
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03 Jan 2024
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unmade by your glory by writingwoodard
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Video Game 2018)
09 Jun 2023
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"It is not that he hasn’t heard poetry before — he’s listened to orators, heard tales woven by storytellers who entertain the masses at gatherings — but poetry is a lifeless thing until he hears it from Achilles. Suddenly it is no longer just words but a thing that breathes, gasps, sucking the air out of their shared room. Patroclus is helpless to do anything but feed it with a heaving chest."
Achilles introduces Patroclus to poetry over their years together.
(Originally written for Let Them Lay Together: A Patrochilles Zine)
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25 Dec 2023
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Pat, Achilles and Chiron Celebrate the Winter Solstice by FanGirlIgLol
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
24 Dec 2023
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One chilly day on Mount Pelion, Patroclus, Achilles, and Chiron decorate for the Winter Solstice, exchange gifts and stay awake telling stories under the stars. (They deserve happiness, okay?!?)
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24 Dec 2023
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Oh Mistleslice, oh Mistleslice, how slimy are thy juices.
Humphrey's neck slice is a thin slither of meat with many abilities, one of which is matchmaking...
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- Part 3 of Humphrey Dumpty {The Neck Slice Saga}
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22 Dec 2023
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Meet the neck slice: the missing piece of Humphrey, also known as Slicey. He's a tiny slither of meat with a lot of personality.
(The idea that as Humphrey was beheaded with two blades, there may well be a ghostly third piece of him floating around somewhere...)
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22 Dec 2023
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Patroclus is sick, and Achilles takes care of him.
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11 Dec 2023
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you're through to the afterlife (sorry, that was a lie) by athenastits
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019), Horrible Histories
19 Jan 2024
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"They're funny cos they're true...
hope next time it's not you."Each of the bbc ghosts getting stupid deaths'd. yes. it is what it sounds like.
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11 Dec 2023
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"When I fell down a ravine, fracturing my arm and tearing open my knee, we learned how to set splints, clean wounds, and what herbs to give against infection." - Chapter 9
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Pre-relationship Pelion days.Bookmarked by Spineless_Lobster
07 Dec 2023
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Too Slow by Destrier
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
18 Mar 2023
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The Trojan War has long passed, and King Achilles has returned to Phthia with Patroclus to rule. After a misjudged race in the rain, Patroclus falls ill and is taken care of by none other than his Achilles.
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05 Dec 2023
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“You look great, philtatos,” Achilles tells him as he turns off the ignition.
Patroclus only frowns at his own reflection, tugging at his hair. “I would if my hair would coopererate. It’s this stupid part right here,” he says, pointing at that one strand that never lies flat. “I’ve put so much gel in it that I’m surprised it hasn’t fallen out yet, and it’s still sticking up.”
Achilles smiles. “It’s cute.”
“Your mom won’t think it’s cute. Just watch, she’s going to think I just rolled out of bed.”
“No she won’t,” - he hopes.
or: a modern meet-the-parents-gone-wrong au
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05 Dec 2023
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Thetis knows her son has the power to burn the world. And without the gentle hands of Patroclus, he can finally ignite into what he was always meant to be.
And yet, as she watches her son’s life collapse before her eyes, she realises what the prophecy really meant.
It is not the death of Hector that kills Achilles, it is the death of Patroclus.
Or, Thetis puts aside her hatred of Patroclus for a second to stop him from dying. Patrochilles get the happy ending they deserve.
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30 Nov 2023
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Achilles finds out why Patroclus was so late to join him in Elysium, and he is not best pleased.
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30 Nov 2023
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at least as deep as the pacific ocean by astrolesbian
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
23 Apr 2015
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It’s not that Patroclus somehow has not noticed that his new favorite coffee shop seemed to only hire possible models, but, well. There’s a thin line between noticing and admiring a person’s looks and being creepy about it.
(aka the very, very cliche coffee shop au.)
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Bookmarked by Spineless_Lobster
30 Nov 2023
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I am missing half of my soul.
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30 Nov 2023
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I counted the people who came to his grave- our grave, I counted the people who refused his last wishes. I counted my memories to Thetis in the dark, sobbing if my immortal ghost would ever let me.
And then I counted the pieces of my shattered heart, mingling amongst the ashes of his.
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Patroclus and Achilles, in the aftermath of their tragedy; united once more.Bookmarked by Spineless_Lobster
29 Nov 2023
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Pat decides today is the day to tell the Captain he loves him
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- Part 1 of When You're Gone
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22 Nov 2023
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“If you or I were a woman,” he continues, tilting his head the other way as he adjusts his grip on the pencil, “We’d be married by now.”
The Captain’s body doesn’t react. He remains in his chair, rod-straight back, paperwork set out in neat, soldierly rows, pen in hand, ink dripping leisurely onto the table.
The Captain’s mind splits down the middle with a deafening crack, paints itself red, ignites like a bonfire, throws itself off a cliff, dissolves into ash, jumps in front of a hurtling locomotive, steps off a fighter jet without a parachute and does a million other things besides.
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12 Nov 2023
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Lieutenant Havers was never stationed at Button House, and he and the Captain never met.
The year is 1942, and the Captain has moved to London to join the Home Guard. What he doesn't expect is to meet someone who might just change his life forever.
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12 Nov 2023
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The Captain and Havers finally open up their own doors and host the Havers family for a week in the summer.
(Set 2 years after the last fic in this series).
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- Part 2 of The Havers' Universe
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22 Oct 2023