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    “Enough chatter,” Tim barks. Green Lantern grumbles. “You want to get through this, right? Then settle down. Alright. Workplace injuries.”

    He pauses, squinting at the slide. “We’ve seen nearly a 3% reduction in injuries this past quarter. Our goal was 5%. Do better.”

    “Hey,” says Flash, “it’s a dangerous job!”

    “Do better,” he repeats.

    or: tim drake is totally a pro at this whole batman thing.

    Batfamily Week Day 6: FREAKY FRIDAY
    Body Swap | Hugs | “You owe me big time.”

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    19 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    “What’s going on?” Dick asks.

    “Nothing,” says Tim.

    “Fuck off!” says the dinosaur.

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    13 Dec 2024

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    Stephanie was just on patrol and now she’s stuck somewhere, sometime, with Bruce.

    They bleed and bond and mostly try to keep each other alive— you know, just a Tuesday.

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    12 Dec 2024

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    Cassandra Wayne is one of the most famous socialites in the world.

    Cass enjoys the hell out of it.

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    11 Dec 2024

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    POV Red Hood's gang executives interacting with his family, the Malones.

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    11 Dec 2024

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    "And maybe Jason would have gone through with those plans. Maybe he would have cut off a bunch of heads, taken over the drug trade, enraged Black Mask, gotten Joker out of prison, and faced off against his father Batman in a building filled with explosives—

    But on his first night back, what does he see?

    The fucking Batmobile, parked in an alley near the edge of the Narrows, no Batman in sight. And abruptly, Jason is filled with an unstoppable urge that has nothing to do with the Pit, and everything to do with being a Grade A Little Shit.

    Luckily, there’s a hardware store only a few blocks away. He pays with cash. Quality tire iron and steel scissor car jack, $33.99. What a steal."

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    Jason finds a new coping mechanism post-resurrection, and it changes a few things.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    “Hey,” Tim says out of the blue. “Has anyone ever noticed that Damian has, like, weirdly sharp canines?”

    Dick makes a face. “What?” he asks. Then seems to think about it a little more, and says, “Oh, I mean… kind of? I don’t really pay attention to his teeth.” He turns to Damian. “Robin, let me see your teeth.”

    The kid growls. “I’m not afraid to bite you, Nightwing.”

    “Furry,” Jason coughs.

    Damian throws a batarang at him.

    Sometimes, vigilantism is not nearly as serious as an endeavor as it seems to be.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    She couldn't remember anything. Not where she was going, where she'd been, why she was in this stairwell, or even her own name. But as she watched the blood pool at the base of the steps, she at least knew one thing for certain: the corpse was hers.

    Getting used to being dead was going to have its growing pains.

    “Well, unlucky lady,” Chat Noir greeted with a bow, “Can I get your name?”

    “Didn’t we just talk about this? I told you, I don’t remember it.”

    “And I told you,” he reminded, “that you can just pick whatever fits you best.”

    Ladybug and Chat Noir may not remember who they once were, but at least the two lost souls can find comfort in each other's company. But as Ladybug starts uncovering more and more memories of her life, letting the past go doesn't seem as easy as Chat Noir claims it to be.

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    24 Nov 2024

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    Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    Duke has no idea what he's doing. Or how he's going to do it. But, right now, he needs a weapon. Something longer than his own escrima, preferably sharper and stronger too. And he knows just where to find some.

    Provided, y'know, he can actually grab the weird glowing swords Jason carries everywhere.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    Nothing destroys proper negotiations like a language barrier, even more so when you're relying on magical translation arrays. Add in the high stakes of a magically binding contract, the cursed Fenton Luck, and a self-sacrificing man who didn't have the good sense to wait before he fell on his own batarang? You had the combination for a wonderfully disastrous misunderstanding.

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    His mentor’s tone was filled with shocked awe as he stated, “You just proposed marriage to the most emotionally repressed member of the Justice League.”

    “What?! That’s not what I said!”

    “How,” Clockwork asked, “did you even manage that?”

    “I don’t know!” Danny tossed his arms sharply into the air in exasperation as he explained, “I just asked for his name!"

    "You asked for more than that."

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    19 Nov 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 96

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    Unknown number has sent 1 image, the banner reads. That’s right. The Replacement had said he was into photography or something. Another buzz comes in as Jason is double checking the daggers shoved into his boots. And then another. And another. It’s incessant. With a huff, Jason opens the phone back up to idly stroll through the stream of Dick’s inconsistently punctuated texts.

    Tim what is this

    Where are you

    You said you had homework??????

    Hello????

    Well, he seems a little distressed.

    Jason scrolls back up to the top of the chat, ignoring Dick’s incoming messages to take a closer look at the inciting image. It’s blurry and dark. Jason has to hold the phone ridiculously close to his face just to make it out. A green-gloved hand gives a thumbs-up over a piece of wet pavement. Jason squints closer. It’s not just wet. It’s a deep, slick red.

    Cool. Whose blood is that? Jason asks. Dick’s response is immediate: NOT HELPING JAY.

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    Jason, Dick, and Tim learn about communication.

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    17 Nov 2024

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    The Joker gives Batman a choice: Save Robin, or save a civilian.

    Neither the Joker nor Batman know that the civilian is Danny Fenton, part-time superhero and full-time gremlin.

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    12 Nov 2024

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    (01:25) Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    (01:25) Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    (01:25) Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    (01:25) Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    (01:25) Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    08 Nov 2024

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    “I can vouch for him,” Cyborg said, sitting up straighter. “We’ve worked together before. I can’t promise he’d want the job though. He works out of Bludhaven, last I checked.”

    Dinah perked up from where she was slumped against the table next to Oliver. “That’s next to Gotham. Batman, what do you know?”

    All eyes immediately turned to where Batman sat with his arms crossed, looking impassive as always. There was a long moment of silence and the corners of Batman’s mouth turned ever so slightly downward. Finally, in a flat tone of voice that gave no more away than his face ever did, he said, “He’s… well trained. Fast. Could be useful.”

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    Also known as, the League eventually figured out that Nightwing is Batman's son, but it takes a while.

    Based on this post that I initally wrote on my Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/bats-and-the-birds/749291233997963264/there-are-a-lot-of-fics-about-the-justice-league?source=share

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    07 Nov 2024

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    It’s hard to stay cynical in the face of Clark Kent and his relentless optimism. Looking at him there, still in his button up shirt from his business trip, sleeves rolled up, still focused even though it’s pushing midnight, she feels a warm, steady wave of fondness in her chest.

    She wishes they could do this every night. Not the pulling a furious all-nighter right after someone tried to murder her – that part she could take or leave. But it would be nice to spend every evening with Clark. She’d always told herself she liked her space, but being with Clark was like having space and having company rolled into one.

    Her highly caffeinated, sleep-deprived brain catches up with the implications of that thought process, and she thinks, shit.

    After years of pining after an alien demi-god who is, much as she hates to admit it, miles out of her league, Lois realises she's caught feelings for her co-worker. Unsure whether or not to tell him, she seeks advice from the most sensitive guy she knows - Superman. Things don't go as she expected...

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    06 Nov 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 79

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    Waking up in a dirty warehouse smelling strongly of fish? Not good. Waking up feeling fuzzy and cottoned mouthed? Eh, not a first for Tim and not ideal. But he can work with it. Kidnappings, both as Red Robin and Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises are old hat. But coming to tied to his little brother? Ok, we’re getting weird. Let’s up the ante and add Red Hood tied to Nightwing only a few feet away.

    Tim is officially concerned. The real kicker? The masked weirdos in three piece suits drawing a giant summoning circle. Let the record state that Tim wants out and wants out now.

    Or Tim gets kidnapped, and Fright Knight gets to be sassy.

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    03 Nov 2024

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    After Gabriel arranges for Lila to be his date at Paris Fashion Week, Adrien rights a wrong as best he knows how: with a little bit of sweetness, a little bit of subtlety, and a lot of social media magic.

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    16 Oct 2024

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    "Every time regret crept into his thoughts, poisoning his good intentions, he fell back to that easy mantra. 'She’s found a happy life, because I’m not in it.' He’d repeat it to himself as many times as he needed to, until the urge to run off and find her quieted to a gentle simmer from the raging boil, threatening to spill over."

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    a fic about Gray missing Carmen after removing her from his life.

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    10 Oct 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 65

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    Ladybug is addressing her gathered team when 18 miraculous weapons vibrate and chime in unison. The other heroes reach for theirs while casting uncertain glances at Ladybug.

    The Miraculous receive an update.

    The team reads the patch notes.

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    09 Oct 2024

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