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    The Martial Arts Instructor Fic You Didn't Know You Needed by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    14 Jul 2023

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    Wei Wuxian has his own dojo-- he lives, breathes, sleeps martial arts, okay? And he knows that the students aren't actually his kids, because that would be weird, but he definitely spends most of his time thinking about them and their lesson plans and how to get them engaged.

    And coffee.

    He spends a lot of time thinking about when during his classes to drink coffee. And wearing something other than gi pants just seems unnecessary, because really, classes start at 3, and he doesn't wake up until 1, and why would he wear clothes for two hours only to change?

    He's very content! But he does have to start actually TAKING lessons because teaching doesn't actually teach you fancy new moves. Which seems sick and wrong, but still. He runs into an old demo partner from the tournament circuit in the process

    Note: the only reason the graphic depictions of violence tag is there is because, well, it IS a martial arts fic. I'll tag any real violence (and other things are tagged at the beginning of each chapter as necessary!!)

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    18 Oct 2023

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    Warm, nuanced queer family who are skilled at accommodating each other. Feat: WWX's need to care for kids in his vicinity, LWJ's open adoration, and WN keeping everyone more-or-less together.

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    Her Walking Clothes by

    Fandoms: The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    17 Oct 2014

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    (Set before the film.) Ratigan has always considered Basil’s disguises to be little more than a light amusement. That’s about to change.

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    17 Jul 2021

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    Excellent gender and adoration. Queerest M/F pairing I have ever read. Made me consider this canon and this pairing for the first time.

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    All Old Things are New Again by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    17 Jul 2021

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    Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.

    Conversely:

    Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.

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    19 Aug 2021

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    Best immortal/reincarnater set-up I have seen. Extremely sweet! Engages with the danger inherent in the power imbalance in sweet and productive ways! Also contains cool case fic

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    Tongfang by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    02 Oct 2021

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    Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.

    Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.

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    Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.

    [Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]

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    26 Jul 2022

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    Delightful! The fic that convinced me Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan can have completely different understandings of the same conversation, and still end up in the same, mutually satisfying emotional place

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    5 Times the Raptors Tried to Kill Miriam, and 1 Time They Didn’t by

    Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies)  

    12 Nov 2015

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    Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.

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    15 Sep 2016

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    realistic dinosaurs, realistic training, and a kickass Jewish Ace protagonist