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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    "Uhm. No thank you Guy, I can't. I uh..."

    "Can't? Whyzzat?" Guy asked absentmindedly, already knocking back half of the glass he was just offering.

    "I uhh..." I'm a recovering addict, I'm on medication, I don't like liquor, "I'm pregnant," I can't get drunk, I'm allergic—

     

    I'm pregnant..?

     

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    Billy doesn't get the luxury of having many certainties in life. Billy's learnt to accept and expect that.

    One thing he does know for certain, is that he is absolutely not pregnant.

    Unfortunately, the Justice League doesn't know that.

    OR

    That time Billy convinced the League he was pregnant and it got way out of hand.

    (On hiatus till February 2025)

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    10 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    We at the Daily Planet have been allowed to use a sample of recordings from Justice League communicators to show what heroes really talk about when they fight.

    Here's a preview:

    Superman: Alright, let’s stop it right there. No bragging about how good we’d be as villains. We’ve gone over this way too many times.

    Flash: Imagine Batman as a villain.

    [Overlapping groans]

    Please log in to the Daily Planet to see the full article.

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    08 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    For thirty years, a man of legend has reigned in America. A man of power and strength unlike any other, and with enough smiles to keep his little section of the world hopeful. In all that time he's saved countless lives and watched a world of hero's arise around him, no longer leaving him alone, but now with all the help he has and everything he's done, Captain Marvel missed something crucial along the way.

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    08 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    “The 5th, it’s the 5th, what’dya mean you didn’t remember?!” Barry yelled, helping Bruce kick the oncoming enemy aliens out of the planes cargo pit.

    “What do you want from me, I thought it was next week!” Billy yelled back, having transformed back to his usual self in effort to fry the mother ships main frame. It had worked exceptionally well. His voice rose near the end of the sentence, his movements frantic as he sat in the passenger seat, trying to keep up with the buttons and levers Hal told him to push.


    Hal, Bruce, Barry, and Billy are sent on a mission. Somehow, it ends with the kid piloting the whole thing.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    28 Oct 2024