Sodium_Azide
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The Ratcatcher of Hellion (AU of ‘The Ratcatcher of Hamelin’ or ‘The Pied Piper of Hamelin’) A stranger comes to save a rat-infested town, but when the greedy townsfolk refuse to pay what they promised, he takes his vengeance, along with one ostracized bookseller.
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Those of great faith may walk on water. Angels barely disturb the surface, but demons sink. A giggly-drunk Crowley stands on Aziraphale’s feet to dance on the surface of their pond, behind a seaside cottage.
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Aziraphale is a reasonable man, and when faced with an unreasonably attractive neighbor, well he would a-wooing go. Immediately, there are difficulties, but it all turns out all right.
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Take Your Marks by JoseyxNeko, Kaiart525 (thewritingotter)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale visits the swimming baths to shower when his water goes out, and gives the pool a go whilst he’s there. A certain red-haired Alpha with perfect form and snake tattoo fuels his return visits.
**Written for the GOmegaverse vol 3 zine.**
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05 Nov 2024
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Anthony J Crowley, former face of Burberry, fashion editor of Hell Magazine, arbiter of cool, found himself perched at a small antique card table at the back of a cluttered bookshop, looking down at a tea pot and porcelain cups, milk jug and sugar bowl as if they were alien artefacts.
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Azir's family, of sound military stock, treated feelings a little like illnesses. They could be prevented, cured, but were certainly not to be shared.
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A human AU about what happens when a photoshoot in an atmospheric bookshop puts two men from different worlds together, and how long it takes them to bumble through the embarrassment of talking about Feelings (20 chapters, it turns out).
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16 Aug 2024
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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20 Jul 2024
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"Dunno why, but s'not working this time. M'not resssponding to it." Crowley's eyes flickered with something entirely unreadable. "I need a warm body."
"I see."
"Can't even use my fingers properly with these bloody claws. Still, feels better to have something warm, something moving."
Aziraphale attempted to make sense of Crowley's words, his head pounding viciously. A warm body.
"Would you like me to... hold you again?"
Crowley smiled, open-mouthed and beastly. His fangs glistened in the darkness.
"Need you to fuck me, angel."
Or: Aziraphale buys Crowley a snake plant, hoping to please Crowley with the appealing smell of its flowers. Its effects on Crowley are far more extreme than Aziraphale anticipated, and it’s down to him to face them head-on.
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10 Jul 2024
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The Cupbearer, or, The Exile's Tale by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Feb 2022
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There’s an uncanny pair who seem always to turn up at the Ritz just as a table becomes available. There’s a maitre d’ who finds it curious. And he has his own story to tell.
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09 Jun 2024