Snark_Sass
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No I'm not dating him, I want to marry you by Snark_Sass
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
09 May 2020
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After a disastrous mission Spock has decided that it's time to ask Jim to be his bondmate, despite the fact that they're not even dating.
Wanting to have the best possible chance of Kirk agreeing, he goes to Dr. McCoy for advice on 'Terran courting'.
After this late night meeting, Jim somehow get's it into his head that Spock and McCoy are dating... not that Spock realizes this, of course.
Hopefully this wont get in the way too much.
A/n I imagined TOS when writing this, but I'm sure you'd be fine either way
--feel free to take this plot/idea/whatever and write your own version!
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The newly appointed Imperial starship captain, James T. Kirk, visits a bordello and his life is forever changed.
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24 Jul 2024
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The Sad Bitch Chronicles by hollyesque
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
25 Nov 2022
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Soulmate, my left asscheek.
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05 May 2024
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For The Record by endingthemes
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
16 Jul 2015
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As prominent figures in the mutant rights movement, activists Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr are pretty much household names. When a romance scandal between them breaks, their celebrity reaches new heights, and though the increased exposure is great, there’s a big problem -- the two of them are just friends.
Too bad no one believes them.
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The Trouble with Telepaths by endingthemes for Tsubame
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
30 Nov 2015
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“Are you shy about me meeting your family?” Erik asks with a huge smile. “Are you kidding me?”
“It’s not funny,” Charles says, his hands firmly planted on his hips, and it’s honestly hilarious so Erik laughs right in his face.
(Or a Star Trek AU in which Captain Erik Lehnsherr pays a visit to First Officer Charles Xavier's home planet and encounters a few surprises.)
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31 Oct 2022
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Food, Family, and Friends with Benefits by endingthemes for professor
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
04 Dec 2016
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“Everyone,” Edie says, voice bursting with pride. “Erik’s here, and he’s brought his friend.” She takes Charles’ arm and pulls him forward, presenting him like a shiny object. “This is Charles.”
Charles manages a weak wave and an even weaker, “Hello.”
(In which Charles gets dragged along to his fuck buddy's parent's house to celebrate a Jewish holiday, and things get weird.)
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31 Oct 2022