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Harry had realized long ago that he was never going to have a normal life. He accepted that, but this—well, it's a little extreme, even for him!
____________________IMPORTANT A.N.! This is a multi-chapter crackfic. Complete and utter insanity will ensue from it. There is rampant OOCness and just downright strangeness. It's not meant to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. All it's meant to be silly, stupid and funny, nothing more. Any complaints about OOCness and how the characters wouldn't do what I'm forcing them to will result in me letting B.W. flash fry then eat you. After all, there are no carbs in such food!
We are going to start out at the Department of Mysteries, with many events from Goblet of Fire on up not happening. That'll be explained as I press on. I'm just putting that note there to give you a base of where I'm kicking off, nothing more.
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12 Oct 2024
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and there he was, the Father of horses by crossAINT
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
05 Feb 2024
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Maybe she was an amnesiac, maybe she wasn’t fully sure who she was but she was aware of how the Romans treated her father. There is no way they have even a singular ship to be at their quest’s disposal. With the enemy rising, they don’t have any means of transportation.
Well, she would just have to make her own.
Percy is, after all, her father’s daughter.
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02 May 2024
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Darcy's Dinosaurs by Stella_Malodi for NuttyDounuts14
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
27 Apr 2016
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Or: In Which Darcy Has One Soulmark And Many Soulmates
“I always give my dinosaurs to people who say my Words, even when I don’t say theirs back. It’s sort of a tradition. This one is named Emma.”
“Emma? Like Emma Watson?”
“No, like Emma Woodhouse, the Austen heroine.”
Clint paused for a long moment, and when he spoke, there was an odd note in his voice. “The Gwyneth Paltrow one? With the bow and arrow?”
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- Part 22 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
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31 Dec 2023
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Voldemort loves magic, he really does. After all, what else could cause a now de-aged Harry Potter to think that he is the best thing since sliced bread, and the most amazing papa on Earth?
But all is not sugarplums and roses in the dark lord’s life, as he has to balance fatherhood, Harry’s friends, a pushy Nagini, a faux finacé, a nude best friend who is constantly predicting his death, and Sirius Black of all things.
Still, it has to be worth it - if only for his shiny, new, son.
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14 Nov 2023
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Growing Up Harry learned many lessons for life such as being quiet is the best way to avoid trouble and don't ask any questions. What happens if during his first trip to Gringotts he goes against both of those lessons?
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17 Oct 2023