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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Fig Faeth is twenty six years old when she wakes up in a Las Vegas hotel with a ring on her finger.

    To her credit, the first thing she notices isn’t the ring. As her face ID unlocks her phone, Fig frowns as she scrolls through her notifications. She’s got over a hundred messages in their Bad Kidz group chat, half a dozen messages from her mom, as well as a few missed calls from Lola, followed by a bunch of texts demanding Fig call her in all caps.

    A message from Sam Nightingale: totally called this btw congrats

    Jawbone O'Shaughnessy: congrats kiddo, but maybe give your mom a call? <3

    Gilear Faeth: f1gUer0th mY d4ugh errr> tH1s ph0nE is 3r0ken Aga1nrn. pl#s cA11 mEh

    Fabian Seacaster: dude wtffff i thought i called dibs on best man???? Or at LEAST ring bearer u owe meeee

    Lola’s name pops up on her screen- calling again.

    “Hey-” Fig says quietly, accepting the call and trying not to wake up Gorgug, still slumped against her shoulder.

    “You got married?” Lola yells as soon as Fig picks up.

    "What?"

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    15 Nov 2024

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    When Manny and Camila find an injured four year old, they figured they'd help her and then try and find her family... they never planned on adopting her, but they don't regret it one bit. Co-Written by Garth2the2ndpower.

    Now has a TVTropes, feel free to add to it: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/BoschaNoceda

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    30 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    A series of loosely connected snippets from the summer after junior year. There are explicit mentions of sex but nothing happens on screen. Have I ever before considered smut as juice and non-smut as pulp? No, but the chant wouldn't leave my head when trying to come up with a title.

    Mostly based around Skutgug (the new ship name of Scuttlespring I've embraced) but it’s evolved to be a series of vignettes about all the Bad Kids and the [former] Rat Grinders as well, with big chunks of Adaine/Oisin & Ivy/Aelwyn, and out of nowhere, unrequited(?) Lucy/Kristen.

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    13 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    After his defeat and binding to the role of Vice Principal of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, Kalvaxus had been spending his entire time confined in such a role working on returning back to his former glory. He believed it to be his destiny.

    When the adventuring party who call themselves "the Bad Kids" arrive for their Freshman Year, Kalvaxus thought it would be beneficial for his mission to get close to them. He never could have guessed that this would cause the forever downfall of the Emperor of the Red Waste.

    (Alternatively, a dumb dragon gets dumb feelings and he starts to rethink what he thought to be his destiny.)

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    11 Aug 2024