Pipsqueak (Skyhon)
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Sans has these long-running bits that include good-natured ribbing, harmless time wasting monologues and at least three scene changes that drive everyone crazy.
Everyone except you. For some fucking reason that he can’t seriously conceive and doesn’t bother to try, you go along with them.
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“hey, if anyone asks what my mouth do, now you know.”
You quirk your lips. “Is that all I’m allowed to say?”
His cheeks tint just a little more blue. Adorable. He’ll fuck you up in a Popeye’s bathroom as you wait for chicken strips but his cheeks heat from a mild case of innuendo. “for legal reasons I might have to issue a gag order if you say much else.”
[Y’all might want to sub or bookmark the series, not the work. This is gonna be like oneshots but with a plot. Sort of.]
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- Part 4 of Not Much (But They’re Trying)
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The universe obviously has a sick sense of humor, since it decides to prove to Sans that he’s bad at everything—including, of course, ceasing to exist.
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He wakes in a wasteland, a place of smoke and mirrors. Nursed back to health by a witch with clever fingers spelling a language he’d long thought he’d never again see.
She says no one ever dies here. She says people only continue to suffer for eternity when they are alone. Driven by madness, or pain, or anguish, or pure and simple rage. All you can do is keep moving forward. All you can ever do is try again. All you can ever do is relive your mistakes over, and over, and over, looking for closure that satisfies the End.
Everything’s different in Limbo, and there is no way out without opening doors you’d once held firmly shut.
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Five hour long car ride? Check. Creepy locals? Check. Horrible magical energy? Check. Huge, haunted-looking self-opening manor gate? Check. Big fucking tree-dwelling mamal a few feet taller than Pap’s SUV? Check, even though he never thought that would ever end up on any list in the history of lists. So far, this little trip to Ko providence is not looking like a vacation Sans is willing to relax for, and he would like to leave as soon as possible, thanks.
But when a broody human catches the eye of his little bro, he’s stuck for the longhaul. Sans finds an unlikely ally with the human’s work partner, a witch who can’t stay out of the manor’s library for more than five minutes.
Sans hangs around because the library is quiet. No other reason. It’s not like the witch is funny, or cute, or easy to be around. That would just be silly.
Turns out there’s murder afoot, and Sans is kinda highkey a fuckin hypocrite.
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Undyne gives the bros a midnight call to solve a mystery ten years in the making, Sans gets Nerdy with a Mage Theory history buff, and Papyrus lays slick moves on a solid Ten like fucking Casanova.
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You and Sans try and see what the damage is after a night of drunken handsiness in public so you can win a game of bingo.
It seems that you get a little sidetracked instead.
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You sigh dramatically and smack the GoPro. “Sans, I don’t know how to tell you this without breaking your heart—or soul,” you add hastily as he opens his mouth to interject, “but I’m classier than that even when I’m drunk.”
He snorts, and you gesture at nothing in particular with the camera as you continue, “A midnight romp in the alley behind Denny’s, however? Now that’s believable.”
[Y’all might want to sub or bookmark the series, not the work. This is gonna be like oneshots but with a plot. Sort of.]
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- Part 3 of Not Much (But They’re Trying)
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You follow Papyrus’s recipe, but it’s more like an experiment at this point.
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“a mockery of hockey pucks, bro. you need to make sure they can get unstuck from the pan. how’re we gonna use ’em now? i even got my hockey stick out and everything.”
“What in the world are you even talking about,” Papyrus sputters.
Sans whips his camera around to zoom in on a golf club propped up against the far wall. You fight the urge to crack the hell up immediately.
[Y’all might want to sub or bookmark the series, not the work. This is gonna be like oneshots but with a plot. Sort of.]
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- Part 2 of Not Much (But They’re Trying)
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You’re a librarian who has a YouTuber side hussle and a thing for card games. You could care less where you end up, as long as it’s fun.
Sans is a full-time college student who does a lot of odd jobs for the Monster Government and is the faceless helper on his bro’s YouTube channel.
You’re both stupid. And horny.
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