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    “How thoughtful of you.” Gojo eventually says as he rests the cuffs on his lap, skimming a finger along the black padding on the inside of one.

    “I saw that you had added them to your wishlist.” Geto hums, tilting his head in his direction, the sharp amber of his eyes like spools of molten honey. “I hope it wasn’t too forward of me.”

    This has Gojo burst out into a brief fit of laughter, the bright whites of his teeth showing as he leans forward to lay a hand on Geto’s chest, easy and playful and flirtatious.

    “I invite you over so I can record you fucking my brains out and post it online, and you think you’re being forward?” Gojo laughs again, a soft pink coloring the curve of his cheeks this time, accentuated by the highlighter he wore.

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    “This can’t be happening.” Getou pleaded with any and every god that would listen to him to end this nightmare. There was no way this was real.

    There was no way Getou woke up with a raging hard on for his best friend. Again.

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    “So what do you do for money, then, Su-gu-ru? Do you offer mass murder bonuses? Catering services? Do you sell your nudes?”

    “Hardly that.” Suguru scoffs. He rolls his eyes. “My nudes are not something people can afford to buy. ”

    “Hmmm, I could afford them.” Satoru shoots back with a grin. “I'm rich enough to buy your nudes.”

    Suguru levels him with a look, and there’s about half a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

    “Do you wanna buy my nudes, Satoru?”

     

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    A story in which Satoru ends up funding Suguru's Cult activities by buying his overprices nudes and personalized nsfw otome CDs.

    It's also character study in whether or not someone can be a genocidal mass-murder and a tsundere at the same time.

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    “I’m in love with Satoru,” Suguru says again.

    “So you’ve said,” Shoko says, sounding wearier than she has any right to be. “You want the good news or the bad news?” Suguru opens his mouth to answer, but Shoko apparently deems the answer unnecessary as she continues. “The good news is I’ve figured out what’s wrong with you, the bad news is that you probably won’t like it.”

    Suguru stares at Shoko, hoping he doesn’t have to vocalize his obvious question.

    “Whatever’s blocking your cursed energy also has the ability to stop you from saying certain things—specifically, lies,” she clarifies. “Basically, your body is forcing you to tell only the truth for the time being.” She shrugs. “If you try to resist, well. You know what happens.”

    Suguru continues staring at Shoko.

    “So it’s true, then?” he says slowly. “I’m in love with Satoru?”

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    or, Suguru ingests a curse that forces him to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

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    “I don’t know what to do, I don’t know how I’m going to get through this degree. On top of that, I’m not even getting laid! Me, Shoko! Look at me! How am I not getting laid?”
    “God . . . just go get a dom, I don’t know. I do not want to have this conversation again.”
    “A what?” Satoru’s drunken confused voice asked.
    “A dom. A dominant. Come on Satoru, don’t act like you don’t know what bdsm is.”

    (Or an AU where astrophysics major Satoru feels his life falling apart and all he really needs is a dominant to put him back in his place. Said dominant comes in the form of an Adonis with long silky black hair)

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