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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    In which an embarrassing habit of Roy's from his player days makes an appearance around Jamie.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    'Photos taken this past July (below) from an anonymous source find O’Leary in line at a pizzeria in Washington, DC at half two in the morning, passionately snogging an unidentified man. Neither O’Leary nor Wolverhampton manager Julen Lopetegui provided comments by time of print.'

    The rest of the article slips under a pop-up ad, but Roy’s been more than through with it once he hit the by-line. He glances up, meets Colin’s eye with a sigh, watching as he pulls the phone away to stick in a back pocket that doesn’t exist in the kit shorts.

    “What are we going to do about it?” Colin says.

    When another Premier League player is outed by the press, Richmond announce a charity drag show to try to steer the relentless media circus away from him.

    Roy just doesn't expect it to turn his life upside-down.

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    10 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    At Ted and Beard's leaving do, Roy and Jamie share some cocaine and make a pinky promise for the future.

    (Post-canon, S3)

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    30 Nov 2024

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    “You should come with us,” Jamie says, and when Roy stares like he’s been punched in the face so hard it rattled his brain and he forgot how to speak English for a minute, Jamie adds, “To Brazil.”

    “No.”

    “What? Why?” Jamie bounces on his toes, getting his breath back after the morning run. It’s early enough that the air’s still cool. He sucks it down and feels alive. Buzzing, happy, the way hard training and easy goals and good sex always make him feel. He grins at Roy and demands, “What have you got to do that’s better than going to Brazil with me and Keeley?”

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    28 Nov 2024

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    The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself.

    “What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.

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    In which we add some good old zany fic trope magic to canon, diverge wildly from the middle of season two, speedrun a season and a half of character development, stir up some gender feelings, play a little football, and fall in love.

    Also: an improbable amount of sex. Believe.

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    15 Nov 2024