ShipMaester
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Behind the Mask by ShipMaester for Tommyginger, spittingfeathers, Shortsandramblings, Sarah_Black, BlueCichlid, Fat Joey, ThatCat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Nov 2015
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Stannis loses a bet to Davos and has to attend Renly's Halloween Costume Party . . . in costume. Much as he hates it, he's an honorable man so he lives up to the bet. There's something about wearing a mask and not being recognized that might make a man who would normally not know what to do in the presence of a beautiful woman just a little bolder.
It's some REALLY CRACKED crackfic that will have some short chapters and have enough holes in the plot to drive a fleet of Mack Trucks through, but Happy Halloween to all Stansa shippers!
GRRM owns all . . . I play with the toys without any other intention other than to write a crackfic!
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The Haunting of Stannis Baratheon by ShipMaester
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
19 Oct 2015
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Detective Inspector Stannis Baratheon loved nothing more than bringing the guilty to justice. As he stood over the bloody body of Sansa Stark, he was determined to catch her killer and make him pay. He just never imagined the dark road he was headed down would lead him to fall in love with her ghost.
For those who bear with me in reading my Stansa fics, think 1940s dime store detective novel or a film noir. This is inspired by an old movie classic and if you guess it, great . . . if not, I still hope you it works for you on some level.
GRRM would probably be really POed at what I'm doing with his toys in this one, but I'm definitely not doing anything more than playing. Idea of Profit = really BIG joke.
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This fic is part of the darker side of my Season 5 recovery. It follows the HBO variation that Sansa was forced to marry and endure Ramsay. When a victorious, newly widowed King Stannis is told by the bannermen of the North that the condition of their fealty is that Sansa, now rid of Ramsay, becomes his queen, will he realize how difficult it will be for her to do her duty after what she has been through?
This is the first thing I started writing after Season 5, episode 6 started the heartbreak that I knew was only going to get worse. I wasn't going to post because I thought no Stansa fan would want to read a fic where what happened in that episode did happen. Still, I wanted to play with the idea of how Stannis might be able to eventually make Sansa comfortable with being his queen. My apologies to those who read and believe it doesn't make the grade in doing that. Many thanks to spittingFeathers and LAntoniou for saying they'd read it if I posted it!
These are GRRM's toys . . . just borrowing and not profiting!
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The Soundtrack by ShipMaester for fat joey
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
09 Jul 2015
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This is part of a series and won't make any sense without at least the first, Just a Little Chat, and possibly the follow-ons. Sorry!
This one-shot, suggested by fat joey, follows Stannis dealing with Sansa's increased appetites during her pregnancy as he counts the days until the due date.
Profit motive? Uh, no . . . this is more 50 Shades of Obnoxious than anything else. And Rock On, GRRM for giving us Stannis & Sansa, even if some of us don't think you know what you should be doing with them!
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- Part 4 of Stonestag and Ladydire
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Sheriff Dan Anderssen reflects on those who are obsessed in Fortitude, most particularly himself.
All characters are owned by Simon Donald and the production companies that produce the TV show, Fortitude.
No profit motive here . . . just want to give a gift to one of my favorite readers in one of her favorite shows.
Recent series
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My Regency Stansa Fantasy by ShipMaester
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 May 2015
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- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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The True King Universe by ShipMaester
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Dec 2012
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- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Stonestag and Ladydire by ShipMaester
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
09 Jul 2015
- Words:
- 31,300
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 40