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With talk of love (as I make-pretend) by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
07 Dec 2024
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All the Altean goes over Keith’s head, but it looks as close to what he remembers as they’re possibly going to get, and he has no doubt Coran will keep him here until they exhaust this entire list if he doesn’t figure out which one it was.
“Not to worry! This is a relatively harmless bite. The effects should last no more than three quintants, and then you’ll be good as new, number four!”
“What are the effects?” he asks.
“Nothing terrible. Heightened serotonin and dopamine levels, which can feel overwhelming but are calmed in the presence of the first being the victim sees following the bite. I suppose that would be Lance!”
“I don’t…” Keith starts, but oh shit.
Serotonin and dopamine, that’s…
“A lovebug!”
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5 Times Keith Relies on the Blade 1 Time... by occasionalvoltronfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor) for OrSomething23
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
23 Oct 2024
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In honor of Keith's birthday, please accept this 5 1 with a happy ending, set as he first joins the Blade full-time.
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5 Times Lance Doesn't Matter 1 Time He Finally Does by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor), occasionalvoltronfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor) for A_Duck_Thief (junicane)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
01 Oct 2024
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Loathe as he is to admit it aloud, Lance has always been sensitive socially. If he’s not begging and pleading for attention, he doesn’t seem to be able to get anyone to notice him at all. He’s wondered time and time again if the rest of the team feels it now, but he himself has felt the rift between them from almost the beginning. They’d come together, peaked as a team soon after, and had only gone downhill from there. Lance had felt every bit of the chasm as it inched wider all along with every bit of neglect and every altercation, but no one else had ever verbalized it and so, he’d kept it to himself.
Until he couldn't anymore.
(Alternate title: 5 Times the Paladins Had the Communication Skills of Toddlers 1 Time Lance Brought Them Back Together)
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- Part 4 of Oops, I hurt Keith again.
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On it, yes, indeed (on it, watch me bleed) by occasionalvoltronfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor), sickficlurker (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Sep 2024
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Tucked underneath a large bit of debris, Keith is only moderately well-hidden from the sentries patrolling the area. The goal had been to take advantage of the upset of the rest of Voltron attacking and grab the information needed in the confusion. It should’ve gone off without a hitch.
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A take on Keith's final Voltron mission before his time as a Blade.
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- Part 8 of Oops, I hurt Keith again.
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What are you wondering? (What do you know?) by occasionalvoltronfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor), sickficlurker (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
10 Sep 2024
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His brain is foggy when he comes to.
Not in the normal way, not like Shiro’s mildly dissociating to escape the horrors of his current reality. This is different somehow, not limited to his mind.
AKA a quick look at Shiro's time with the Galra.
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In Love and Death by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor), occasionalvoltronfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
28 Aug 2024
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A self-indulgent canon rewrite exploring found family and featuring hurt/comfort, Broganes, and end game Klance.
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Oops, I hurt Keith again. by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor), occasionalvoltronfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor), sickficlurker (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
01 Oct 2024
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A place to lump every fic where I hurt Keith in some way. Not necessarily all occurring in the same universe.
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Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Dad by occasionalspiderfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor), sickficlurker (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
19 Nov 2021
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A loose series of connected Iron Dad and Spider Son fics following May's death.
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Fictober 2021 by occasionalspiderfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor), sickficlurker (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
19 Nov 2021
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Prompt fills for Fictober 2021 prompts!
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Spider-Man Sickfics & Whump by occasionalspiderfiction (SemiRetiredAuthor), sickficlurker (SemiRetiredAuthor)
Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
15 Jan 2019
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A giant collection of all my sickfics and whump for Peter Parker.
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- 44,861
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“Just–” Keith can't breathe, and he can scarcely think over the volume of fiery blood roaring in his ears. He feels like he's being a little too pliant, back arched over the mattress so harshly his ass grounds into it, for the guy he'd claimed to have a mutual hateship with for at least his first three months aboard the castleship. That's what's making this hard for him.
“More, please.”
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Lance ends up in Keith's bed one way or another.
Bookmarked by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor)
10 Dec 2024
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Shiro's last birthday (or, well, as good as he gets with his leap year birthday) before he heads to Kerberos, and he's alone.
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“Mail for you.” Lance’s mom gestured towards the table. She was pretending to be casual, Lance could tell. But she was watching him out of the corner of her eye, and it made him tense.
There was an envelope on the table. It was thick paper, and closed with a golden seal.
Lance picked it up and stared at it. He knew what it was. He had already decided that he wasn’t going. He couldn’t bring himself to. He could barely bring himself to open it.
He tossed it into the trash can.
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Lance is a farmer. He really doesn't want to be, but what else is he even capable of? He got left behind.
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Keith snorts, but most of his attention is still dedicated to the juice pouch in his hands that he’s attempting to jab the straw into. “In your dreams, sweetheart.”
He realizes one second too late. Lance has gone very still beside him, and the entire room has fallen completely silent, and that’s when his heart stops and his blood turns to ice. He drops his juice and slaps his hands over his mouth, turning to stare at Lance in absolute and utter horror.
Lance’s eyes are wide, but he doesn’t look upset like Keith thought he might. Instead he’s got this wondrous sort of expression on his face, and a slowly growing smile that makes Keith’s cheeks start to burn in more ways than one. -
When I’m coming to, I see you (Headstones and Rust) by artimess_chimes
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
07 Dec 2024
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Keith needs a bath :)
Bookmarked by occasionalklance (SemiRetiredAuthor)
08 Dec 2024