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In My Defence, I Have None (For Never Leaving Well Enough Alone) by SemiLocalCryptid
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Jan 2023
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Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, and Wen Ning are unsure of how they feel about Nie Huaisang trapping them in a soul-transferring array that sends them to the past, long before the happy ending they had suffered so much for. Reliving their most traumatic memories is not what they had planned when they went out on a seemingly innocuous nighthunt. But now that they're here, apparently to stay, they have no intention of making the same mistakes twice.
(Or, a Time-Travel AU where Nie Huaisang sends Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, Wen Ning, and himself back to their first night at the Cloud Recesses with an agenda: save everyone, especially his brother)
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What horrors haunt us in the dead of night by Onomatopoetikon
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2021
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“But it’s not!” he protests, rather more loudly than he had intended. “I had family! Parents, and cousins, and uncles, a-a-and a granny, and they are all dead and I don’t even- I can’t even remember them! My only memories of them are my worst nightmares!”
He sobs, blinking at the tears that keep on welling up in his eyes.
“I’m the last one” he whispers. “There’s no one else left, and I can’t remember.”Lan Sizhui wakes up from a nightmare and finds himself seeking out comfort in the only place he knows he will find it.
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This is a collection of stories where each chapter is a separate story told from a different character's point of view. Chapter 1 is Lan Sizhui, chapter 2 is Lan Zhan, chapter 3 is Wei Ying, chapter 4 is Lan Xichen, and chapter 5 is Nie Huaisang. Additional chapters may be added in the future.Bookmarked by SemiLocalCryptid
30 Dec 2020
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Covered in Bees by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2020
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“Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?
“I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”
Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.
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16 Nov 2020
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Beautiful mess, a colourful wreck by covalentbonds
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2020
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1)
Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
“This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
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President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.2)
Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.3)
“Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.“Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”
“Forever.” Wangji chokes out.
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“How do I kill someone?”Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.
Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly. “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”
(Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)
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11 Sep 2020
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Come and show me how it’s done by Magpies_Trill
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2020
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“Wen Qing,” Wei Ying says.
“Oh no,” she replies. “I don’t like that look.”
“We could do it,” he exclaims. “We could do it, right here.”
“Do… what?” she asks, looking a bit concerned. Wei Ying vaguely hears her mutter to Wen Ning to hide the rest of the fruit wine, but his mind is racing too fast, thoughts tumbling over each other in their haste to be known.
“We could create our own intentional community,” he says. “Right here. We could build co-housing, make a garden, bring the community to us!”
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Wei Ying farms and plots against capitalism and hopes that somewhere along the way he can convince Lan Zhan to fall in love with him.
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01 Sep 2020
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EVEN IF I DIE, IT'S YOU. by InnoSins for walking_my_potato
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, K-pop
23 Sep 2018
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The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings (A/N: and sometimes memories) disappear along with the petals. It can be cured without side effects only when the feelings are returned. (Source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2405873)
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Park Jimin is suffering from Hanahaki Disease... but he has no idea who he's in love with.
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22 Aug 2020