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    One night turned into a couple of days, and then a few weeks.

    Of the two, Technoblade was really pushing it. Phil, he could handle, but his roommate was a piglin.

    For the few weeks Wilbur spent with the duo, it always felt weird being around the other piglin.

    Other than Tommy, Wilbur never met another piglin. Which made it a bit awkward instinct wise. He wasn't sure if it was normal for other piglins to be so protective over young but Techno was very… pushy about it.

    Wilbur, a piglin hybrid, has been trying to look after his little brother for months but was struggling and Techno and Phil decide to step in.

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    24 Oct 2024

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    In which Technoblade is a warlord/world conqueror without a heart. It’s ok though, Tommy will be his heart.

    (Or AU in which Techno is taking over the world and he takes Tommy as heir with the intention of using him as a way to win over the realm. Thing is his plan works a little too well because even he ends up loving Tommy too.)

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    12 Oct 2024

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    The blonde sighed and closed his eyes, the familiar ringing starting up in his ears again as he started to count backwards from thirty.

    At twenty, glass shattered and contorted voices screamed in his ears, leaving him almost deaf. He ignored them to the best abilities.

    At fifteen, he felt the sensation of someone punching him in the face, the pain almost enough to make him open his eyes again.

    At eight, something stung on his cheek, followed by the sensation of something dribbling down the skin. Something thick and warm.

    At three, the screeching became unbearable.

    At two, something snapped his wrist, the dull pain almost enough to pull him out. Almost.

    At one, he felt the blade of a knife digging into the skin of his throat, the pain would follow soon after.

    Zero.

     

    or: Tommy is just some random dude who keeps getting attacked in his dreams by a particular bloodthirsty green Teletubby. Unfortunately, this leads to him not sleeping much and passing out on the Syndicate.

    They're more than just flabbergasted upon finding out he's got no clue who they are

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    03 Jun 2024

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    There’s a grunt. One, two, three, quick and panicked, and suddenly a large, fluffy mass is leaning into Tommy’s space.

    Still curled up in pain, Tommy almost misses it—almost misses the dilation of Techno’s pupils, almost misses the constant chuff, chuff, chuff, and snort, snort, snort, as Techno’s head dips down to look at him. But Tommy’s been looking for it all week, so, as if magnetized, Tommy still lifts his pained head upward.

    Instinct-Techno is back. The Instinct-Techno that looks out for him. The Instinct-Techno that actually cares.

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    When Tommy was first rescued, he had told his crew that humans couldn't stand touch. Now, touch-starved and lonely, Tommy was willing to hold onto that secret forever.

    But when Techno falls into his instincts, Tommy's resolve starts to crumble, and he starts to wonder exactly what he has to do to get this love all the time.

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    17 Jan 2024

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    UuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUGG!!!!!
    WHY AM I CRYING!!!!!

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    “Hiya, mate. Can I help you with anything?” he asked, just in case. Being polite could go further than people gave it credit for. Even if all he felt comfortable asking for was a fiver for the bus or something.

    The boy’s eyes flicked to him, scanning, judging, learning, “No thanks, I’m not looking for anything in particular,” he dismissed. Phil didn’t know what the outcome was, but he mustn’t have been that off-putting considering he didn’t immediately turn around and leave the store.

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    Philza Minecraft is the proud owner of a small convenience store in the troubled city of L’Manburg. By extending kindness to his favourite shoplifters, Phil’s quiet world takes on some big changes, and by the end of it he might just be a dad.

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    07 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I AM NOT OK
    *sounds of sobbing*