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    ...you make it three! (Reader in all works is they/them AFAB)

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Please sir,” you beg. “I’ll do whatever extra credit you want! I’ll do anything!”

    “Anything?” he questions, his voice low.

    You nod.

    “Come here,” he beckons. “You should make it up to me.”

    From this angle he looks especially imposing, legs spread, a smirk hidden behind his mask as he stares you down.

    “Get on your knees and apologize properly.”

    Or your lust for your professor isn't as secret as you thought.

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    20 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    You, little obsessed (and little horny) artist dreaming about drawing Swain from life. It's almost funny how you managed to get an invitation to make your dream come true.

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    15 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    “Jayce, I hope you realize you could easily have your pick from half the students here. And even some of the professors. Have you seen how they look at you?”

    “I don’t care how they look at me.” He braces his elbows on his thighs, leans forward, over you, until he’s mere inches away from your face. “I-I don’t care about what any of them want from me, either, except for—“ His eyes snap to you, and what remains of his exhale leaves his lungs in a breathy stutter.

    Oh.

    Alternatively: Jayce Talis, a friend and fellow student at Piltover academy, is rumored to be a virgin. You're determined to find out if it's true.

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    12 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Unlike every other scene of the day– meticulously planned, reviewed, edited– this was different. Mr. Reca would not typically be one to appreciate sudden changes in direction, though this was certainly a welcome one.

    Ten minutes. You had ten minutes.

    But ten minutes was all you two needed.

    Mr. Reca is begrudgingly envious of your co-star, so you offer to rehearse the film’s “intimate scene” with him.

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    07 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    You were an interrogator for Noxus, serving directly under Jericho Swain, the Grand General. Your role was clear: extract information—by any means necessary—from Noxus' enemies, and sometimes even its own. You had mastered the art of breaking people, not through violence, but by unraveling their minds. Fear was your most effective tool, and your rare gift of scrying memories set you apart. It was that ability that earned Swain’s trust, as he relied on you to pry secrets from those who dared oppose him.

    Yet, beneath the cold, calculated exterior, a seed of doubt had always lingered. Was Noxus truly in the right? Were its ambitions worth the suffering you saw, day after day? That doubt gnawed at you, creeping into the corners of your thoughts, though you never let it show—until the day you crossed paths with the Master of Shadows.

    Meeting Zed would test everything you believed.

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    04 Nov 2024

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