SarcasmKills4Me



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    Sakura is lost, injured and alone in a forest far from home. The circumstances that led up to this are much less clear. A mysterious mental fog blankets her mind, impenetrable and obfuscating her memories.

    After scouring the land, she arrives at the horrifying conclusion that she’s been transported back in time to the Warring States era. Incredibly out of her depth, she has to navigate the old nation’s dangerous climate without becoming ensconced within their politics – a feat easier said than done, for a clan-less kunoichi.

    It's just her luck that the Uchiha start sprouting from the woodwork. It seems she can't escape them, no matter what century she's in.

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    15 Feb 2024

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    Chapter 9

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    One day, after a particularly unpleasant failure of a mission, Kakashi takes a detour through the civilian quarter of Konoha and stumbles on a little pink-haired civilian girl who performs a flawless transformation technique with the wrong set of hand seals.

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    21 Mar 2022

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    Chapter 44, um ow

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    Six years after Minato Namikaze rose from the dead, Naruto's graduated the academy with a field of flowers in his mind and the best friends he could've ever asked for. Everything seems like it's going well... until it's not. Conspiracies within the village are keeping Minato on his toes, and Naruto's goal of world peace only seems to get further and further away from him as the Akatsuki stir and start to raise their heads. There are unknown enemies lurking around every corner, and it's up to Naruto and Kurama to stop them-- and who knows, maybe they'll have a little help when they do.

    (In the distance, the remnants of Uzu call, getting louder and louder each day. Naruto doesn't know what it means for him or for the rest of Team 7, but as the pull gets stronger and stronger, he has a feeling he's going to find out.)

    Or: Six years after the events of six years too long.

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    27 Dec 2024

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    Chapter 12

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    Uchiha Shisui hadn’t stopped laughing since Itachi told him what happened.

    The fact that his baby cousin hadn't been able to shut up about his pastel-colored teammate since the incident made it even funnier.

    Despite the rumors that often circulated amongst Uchiha fanclubs in the Academy, it wasn’t a show of being delicate or needing protection that tended to earn the admiration and attraction of his fellow clan members.

    It was a display of brute strength.

    Poor little Sakura-chan had no idea what she’d just signed herself up for.

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    11 May 2024

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    Future reread

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    “Wait,” Mel gasps, pushing at Viktor’s chest as a thought strikes her. “Wait. Are you even attracted to women?”

    Viktor stiffens. He pulls back and gives Mel the flattest, most cutting look she’s ever received in her life.

    Slowly, pointedly, still glaring, he curls the two fingers he has inside her and presses. Mel represses a shiver as sparks soar up her spine.

    “I realize that you are not a scientist, Councilor,” he says, derision dripping from every syllable, “but surely even you can come up with a reasonable hypothesis to answer that question, given the data.”

    During a hot summer day, Mel visits the lab to find Viktor alone, and things get...heated.

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    16 Dec 2024

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