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Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.
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Dave goes to the sauna for the first time.
It goes… very well.
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“Hey, er…” He’s forgotten the boy’s name. Something with a G. Was it Gavin? Or Garth? “Hey, buddy. I got somewhere to be, but if you wake up now we can go for round two before I have to leave.”
Twenty-two-year-old Klaus Hargreeves awakes following a one-night stand with an enigmatic young artist.
Apart from a stinking hangover, he now has two problems: he possesses almost no memory of the night before and there’s a gruesome surprise in the bed.
Accused of a horrific crime, and with the police watching his every move, he faces a race against time to clear his name.
If he can only stay sober long enough to patch together the memories of that night, he might just stand a chance.
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Klaus doesn’t know anything about grapes or viticulture, but that hasn’t stopped him from making the world’s finest wines for thousands of years.
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Klaus is not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
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High Altitude by Salvador_Daley for Jenni4, TwistedIllusions, KawaiiCommunism, wildeisms
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Apr 2023
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Pilots are all the same: stuck up, arrogant, full of their own importance. Klaus would never dream of sleeping with one. Flight attendants have standards and he’s not about to lower his for anyone. Not even the new guy - the pretty blond-haired one with the dimples and the body like a Men’s Health cover model. Nope. No siree Bob. No way, no how…
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A Ben and a spare, that would be ok with Klaus. But just the one Sparebrella Ben makes him want to cry when he’s all alone at night and missing being scolded by sweet, deader than dead, brother Ben. Good Ben. Nice Ben. Ghost Ben. ‘I miss you, you asshole,’ he whispers every day. Usually around breakfast. “Everybody loves waffles.”
“Waffles? I hate waffles.” Mean Ben, obviously. He hates everything. Except maybe sometimes he feels less hate for Klaus than everybody else, but only when there’s alcohol involved, and Ben’s not much of a drinker.
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- Part 1 of Ded & Gonne
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Bookmarked by Salvador_Daley
29 Dec 2022
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my wife doesn't know I hench, the evil sex ray made my employees do it, and more by whetherwoman for florahart
Fandoms: Hench - Natalie Zina Walschots, Ask a Manager Blog - Alison Green
28 Nov 2022
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It's hench week at Ask a Manager!
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Bookmarked by Salvador_Daley
28 Dec 2022
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The tentative peace between the Hargreeves siblings and their father is disrupted when Klaus returns from an unexplained trip to the afterlife with his powers restored. In the ensuing struggle, Klaus could be Five’s greatest advantage, which turns him into Reginald’s number one target.
Hargreeves now remembers both his lifetimes, after all, and he is keenly aware that the most overlooked aspect of Klaus’ abilities could lead to his downfall.
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Bookmarked by Salvador_Daley
28 Sep 2022
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There Are Strangers I Have Yet to Become by Voylitscope_speed
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Jul 2022
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"Two days," Steve repeats. His words are slow and almost gentle, and there's a small smile starting to form on his face again. "I'm asking you to let me stay here for two days."
Bucky frowns.
"What? Why?" Bucky asks. "What the hell is that gonna do?"
"Remind you what it's like not to be alone," Steve says. His smile looks sad when adds, "because it's been a long time since you weren't."
"That's not gonna change anything," Bucky says, swallowing hard. Steve's words bounce around in his brain. It feels like they're hitting up against spots he hasn't uncovered yet.
"Then you've got nothing to lose," Steve says, raising an eyebrow. "Right?"
(Or: Steve finds Bucky in Bucharest before the events of Captain America: Civil War. They work a few things out.)
Bookmarked by Salvador_Daley
13 Aug 2022
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Klaus stays in the Void a little longer after being harpooned through the chest. Diego has to break the news of his death to the rest of the family. Begins with the canon established in 3x5 'The Kindest Cut', then diverges from there.
Bookmarked by Salvador_Daley
07 Aug 2022