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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    You were sent to the Shadow Realm for reasons Queen Marika wouldn’t disclose. Stripped of Grace, you make a deal with Messmer the Impaler that in order to delay your death by his flames, you will find a way to lessen the burden of his ‘curse’ and help the suffering shamans. Along the way you two will find friendship in each other, and eventually have an unbreakable bond between a son of a god and a Tarnished stripped of light. But Messmer will never let it become something more, because it will mean to abandon his duty.

    And to abandon his duty will mean abandoning his mother.

     

    “Then, if Your Grace allows it, I can help you lessen the burden. In exchange, if you ever find the need to perish me by your flames…please grant me a whole day to outrun you.”

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    24 Jul 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    An Astrologer Tarnished, tired of killing, quits the Lands Between to pursue Miquella's dream of a better world. After an act of empathy that may be her undoing, she finds herself a captive of the Shadowkeep and the Serpent Lord that rules it.

    A monster story.

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    24 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    The Tarnished Witchmaid, Meliare, enters the Shadow Keep certain of her impending death at Messmer's hand. And then gets less certain, because despite the Impaler's deadly spear, she survives long enough to start acting stupid.

    You see...she really doesn't want to be Marika's consort.

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    "The raised dais, like a pillar among ruins, holds a throne similar to that before the Erdtree. And in it waits Messmer, his spear thrust into the ground beside him. He rises to his feet, lanky, slender, and wholly menacing, and Meliare's breath catches. Most Demigods and divine-adjacent had their visages ravaged by the Shattering and their part in it.

    Not Messmer."

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    24 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    You entered his arena, expecting a fight once again. However, for once, you did not want one and wished it would end differently. You didn't know your wish would be granted.

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    24 Jul 2024

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    You really don’t want to fight Messmer, especially not today but as the Elden Lord, you’ll do whatever it takes. Only, nothing goes as planned.

    Or, in other words, Messmer realises midway through the fight something that you don’t: you’re pregnant.

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