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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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08 Dec 2024
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Agatha wants to kiss her. Her lips skim the edge of Rio’s hairline, her jaw, the nape of her neck.
She imagines her tongue in Rio’s mouth. Rio sucking on it. The heat of her. The taste.
Agatha moans, still running her lips along every inch of Rio’s skin she can get at. Agatha licks and bites bruises into the tops of Rio’s shoulders and watches as they fade, thinking of Rio’s mouth. She’d bite her there, too.
“Look at me,” Agatha urges, releasing Rio’s throat so that Rio can turn towards her. “Look at me.”
Or: I hated the idea of that being their first kiss so much that I wrote a 15k fic where it's fun and sexy instead of tragic. Unfortunately, it is still tragic but at least now it's also hot!
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05 Dec 2024
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The thought of being with a woman had once seemed impossible to Agatha Harkness—a door locked tightly and never to be opened. After all, she was 48 years old, for Christ’s sake.
Then Rio Vidal, a first-year associate, strode into her perfectly controlled life and blew Agatha’s closet door off its damn hinges without so much as a warning.
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30 Nov 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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21 Nov 2024
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“What unfinished business could you possibly have?”
“Mm, wouldn’t you like to know?” Agatha grins and then lifts her hand in a wave. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a teenager to haunt. See you around.”
“Agatha!”
Rio’s voice rings out all around her as Agatha flees.
She passes through houses as she goes, cackling long and hard.
Oh, death is going to be so much fun.
AKA. Agatha is a ghost. Rio hates ghosts. Agatha decides to spend her afterlife annoying the hell out of her ex-wife. What could go wrong, haunting Death herself?
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09 Nov 2024