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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Baz gets home late, and Simon is not pleased. He decides to punish Baz. Truly unhinged monsterfuckery ensues.

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    09 Dec 2024

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    There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.

    Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.

    So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?

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    05 Nov 2024

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    Baz Pitch loves his job. He’s a junior editor in his mother’s publishing company, and life would be perfect if it weren’t for two things: his boss, Davy Mage, and Sir Scone.
    Sir Scone is the bane of Baz’s life. Trite children’s fantasy with a golden hero and ferocious dragons and intrepid princesses. They’re wildly popular, and Baz hates editing them almost as much as he hates the man who writes them: Simon Salisbury, Mage’s pet project author, and also maybe, possibly, the most handsome man Baz has ever met.

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    05 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Simon is a disaster. An utter disappointment. (Or at least, he feels that way.) Looking for a fresh start and some direction, he moves in with his Gran, who happens to live next door to the most mysterious boy Simon has ever met. A boy who never leaves his home. A boy no one ever visits. Determined to befriend his lonely neighbour, Simon ends up changing both of their lives in the process.

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    05 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Baz just wants to make it in the art world, but finds himself struggling to find talent. One day, he finds the talent he wants, in a street artist named Snow. He will do anything to seal the deal with Snow to satisfy his buyers and to prove that he has what it takes to strike out on his own. But then he finds himself warring over his need to succeed and his desire to get close to the burgeoning artist.

    Simon just wants to make art. He doesn't care if anyone likes it. It keeps his mind off things he'd rather not think about. But then a snooty gallery owner comes to court...for his collection. Simon knows that he is only getting attention for his art. He just wishes he could get attention for other things, not just for how much money his art could make.

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    30 Aug 2024

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