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    After a lifetime of following her mother’s strict rules, Agatha is abruptly replaced by her younger cousin and cast aside. At fifty, she’s forced to start over in a rundown apartment - across the hall from a gorgeous, infuriating woman who seems determined to either get under her skin or into her bed.

    -- or a soft neighbors AU with strong rom-com vibes.

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    Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”

    Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”

    Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”

    Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.

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    Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.

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    “Carl isn’t Señor Scratchy anymore,” Jen corrects her, sipping her drink. “He didn’t like the new costume. Said it was too soft for his alpha male image,” she adds, rolling her eyes.

    “And who’s behind it now?” Rio asks, curiosity starting to take over.

    “Oh, there’s a whole mystery about his new identity. Nobody knows who’s behind that mask,” Alice says, her voice slightly slurred from the alcohol.

    “Nobody?” Rio asks, her expression skeptical. “That’s impossible.”

    “I don’t know who’s behind it, but whoever they are, they’re definitely making the furry rate go up,” Jen says, making Rio and Alice chuckle.

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    Señor Scratchy is the bunny mascot at Rio's college. When the old costume is replaced with a new, fluffier one, Rio becomes intrigued by the mystery of who’s hiding behind the adorable mask.

    (spoiler: Agatha is Señor Scratchy)

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    Agatha Harkness, a seasoned legend of investigative journalism, is unshakable—until Rio Vidal joins her team. Younger, cocky, and insufferably charming, Rio seems to revel in making Agatha’s life as difficult as possible. It's no surprise they end up in bed together, a simple set of rules to keep business and pleasure separate.
    But when a lie Agatha says about having a girlfriend comes back around, who's better to fake date than the person already in your bed?
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    Agatha and Rio are fruends with benefits minus the friendship but then Agatha needs a fake girlfriend to get her friend of her back Rio of course is more to than willing to help. Cue to shenanigans

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    She marched in stride behind Rio. And like it was nothing, Rio continued “I needed to protect you.”

    “Protect me? Up until today I’ve never had shots fired in my direction so it seems like you’ve done the exact opposite of protecting me.” Agatha fired back.

    They were in another room now. Rio was crouched down, entering the code to unlock a massive safe. Rio looked back up at her and grabbed Agatha’s hand to pull her down to the ground with her.

    Right. They were being shot at.

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    They’re jaded ex-wives with one big misunderstanding between them—at least that’s what Rio would say.

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