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Cache Flush Failure by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
14 Dec 2024
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>LOG: FP — General Diagnostic Scan (Output)
Another overly technical document you don't care to read. Aside from the unexplained crash, nothing seems to be seriously wrong.
>LOG: FP — Malware Scan (Output)
This one ends with:
SYSTEM STATUS: UNCLEAR. 3836 FILE(S) OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN DETECTED. 1904 POTENTIALLY CORRUPTED FILE(S) DETECTED. NO MALWARE DETECTED. NO SYSTEM MALFUNCTION DETECTED. -
Pingback Success (15/16 Packets Recieved) by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
14 Jul 2024
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[PING REQUEST] Seven Red Suns, No Significant Harassment
SOURCE NODE TRACE: SRS ROOT, SRS COMM_01, SRS OVS_0018, NSH OVS_0044, NSH OVS_0241, NSH COMM_02
PINGBACK AT 2167.378.13.28 PARTIAL SUCCESS. 9/16 PACKETS RECOVERED.
AVERAGE TIME TO PINGBACK: 28991msSeries
- Part 3 of speaking into the void
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a metaphor for something small and insignificant by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
15 Mar 2024
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Pebble: A small, smooth stone typically found on beaches or riverbeds.
Pebble: A small, smooth stone typically found on beaches or riverbeds.
Pebble: A small, smooth stone typically found on beaches or riverbeds.
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the ghost in your own machine by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
26 Dec 2023
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When Looks to the Moon dies, she is more than a puppet, and she is more than a puppet in death.
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Message Not Sent: Please Try Again Later by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
28 Oct 2023
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SRS: I still have my messenger for company, at least.
SRS: You said you were working on one of your own - did it come back to you, once it completed the task you set for it?
SRS: Or...
SRS: I suppose Looks to the Moon's collapse would have made your mission a moot point.Series
- Part 2 of speaking into the void
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to the past by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
05 Apr 2021
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Snippets written while playing through The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past.
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speaking into the void by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandom: Rain World (Video Game)
14 Jul 2024
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The Unknown, Post-Transcendence by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
Fandom: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon)
24 Jan 2021
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About thirty years after two boys nearly drown on Halloween, the Transcendence happens. Luckily, they've already been dealing with magic for a long time.
Or, Alcor finds a kindred spirit and hijinks ensue.
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Link is wandering the wilderness in search of shrines and a future for Hyrule when a lynel captures him to use as a bargaining chip with the Sheikah. The lynel's version of past events is very different to what Link has been taught, but Kass may have some answers for him.
Bookmarked by Rubber Chicken With A Keyboard (RCWAK)
15 Jan 2023
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Musa Acuminata and the Attrition War by vaultbuggo
Fandoms: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
04 Jan 2023
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The shortest war in Hyrule’s existence began with a small banana.
Well, not quite. War, Sooga admitted, was a heavy responsibility to be laid on one fruit, especially when blame could be attributed to numerous other pre-conditions. For instance, fault could be placed on Princess Zelda’s invitation to the anniversary festival of Calamity Ganon’s defeat and on the Yiga for being foolish enough to accept it. Blame could also be placed on the illusion of tranquillity during the festival that had hoodwinked the Yiga into letting down their guard. Sooga could also blame himself for the war too, for in his haste to appease Master Kohga’s great excitement (think of the food, his master had laughed gleefully) he may have neglected security.
But that banana. That, Sooga hypothesised, had been the tipping point.
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Link has to face the enormity of his task to subdue the Divine Beasts, and his anxieties surrounding his previous failure, all the while having to deal with a massive crush on a certain shark prince. Sidon's own feelings for Link, he finds, are not quite as platonic as he previously believed. Meanwhile, the lizalfos are encroaching on Zora's Domain, but for what nefarious purpose?
Basically, the elf-dork and the shark-dork have lots of emotional pining issues while lizalfos politics run interference. This fic has heavy plot at times, but also the lizalfos speak in iambic pentameter, for funsies. There are also awful puns.
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- Part 1 of Breath of the Wild - FFS
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FRUITLESS ENDEAVOR by lizandre
Fandoms: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
16 Jan 2023
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“Okay,” Zelda says, in that trained strenuously polite voice of hers, one that says she wants to rip the head off whoever she is talking to but, for whatever reason, cannot. “I need you to talk.”
Her white skirt cascades down her legs, to honor the Goddess and to honor the legacy she has become a proud bearer of. Her boots are polished and do not sport dirt.
“What, you’re not keen on waterboarding today?” whistles her doppelganger, dismissively. “Shame.”
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You meet yourself, and so of course you have no choice but to be cruel to each other in ways too personal to bear.
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The Divine Luck Cycle by bootlegGundham
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
27 Jan 2023
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Cecil has a "particularly interesting guest" in the studio.
(Written in honor of the Tumblr Sexyman crossover I never knew I needed.)