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The Fig Thief by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren’t expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?
🧚 Fairy
🦭 WalrusCrowley finds a fairy under his rose bush.
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As of some one gently tonking, tonking at my bookshop door by Katiefrog217, QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
29 Oct 2024
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In Crowley’s opinion, demonic summonings are a necessary evil. The Satanic nuns can’t exactly ring down to Hell’s call routing office when they need to get in touch, so an occasional bit of summoning is the best compromise for both sides.
Of course, Crowley finds he has significantly less patience for the practice when the person doing the summoning isn’t actually a Satanic nun and doesn’t actually know how to end the blasted summoning afterwards. No demon would ever have signed off on the practice if it didn’t have an end, which very much ought to include getting to switch out of his demonic shape and go back to having hands. He liked having hands.
A story in which Aziraphale’s already unappealing bookshop becomes even more unappealing with the addition of a cranky snake. Banter ensues.
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Five times an angel or demon had to mask in front of another, and five times they didn't.
Set minutes after the end of season 1.
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Succor Midst Sorrow by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden for QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2024
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So maybe he lets their fingertips graze each other when Crowley reaches up to adjust his clothing, and maybe he looks a little too long at those eyes to make sure they're clear and alive.
This part will not go into the report. Nor will his cataloging of Crowley's evident exhaustion and discomfort—at least, not without some dressing up first, an increasingly common tactic in Aziraphale's repertoire.
Or: Aziraphale has had this body for 6000 years. Crowley can't say the same. A look at how Aziraphale handles his first-person knowledge of this.
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Bow Ties and Burn Marks by Aloe_Vera13, contritecactite, LemonMakesLimeade, Minervas_Hand, QuothTheMaiden, SkiptomyyLu, sososomebody, zelda_hime
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale has returned from Heaven, and the why or the when or the how did not matter to Crowley, so much as the fact that Aziraphale was shoving him into the wall, just as Crowley had done years before.
"Nice? I suppose you would know plenty about being nice, wouldn't you?"
And this time, the sexual tension is more real and far more reciprocated than Crowley had imagined it could be.
A picture is worth a thousand words, which is why we have 12 of them. Yes, TWELVE!
Recent series
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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- 3,812
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- 2
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Super Yu-Gi-Oh! Rarepair Week by QuothTheMaiden
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
28 Aug 2023
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- 1,813
- Works:
- 2
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Living Well is the Best Revenge by rowenablade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Aug 2021
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Gabriel was flexing the whip between his hands, all his teeth showing as he smiled. “No volunteers,” he said. “In that case, as Archangel and Aziraphale’s former commander, it will fall to me to administer the ritual. Aziraphale, do you-“
“Wait.”
Once again all eyes fell upon Crowley, but Aziraphale’s were the only ones he noticed. They were wide and startled and gravely concerned, but was that a touch of relief Crowley could see in there as well?
“I’ll do it,” Crowley said. “If you consent to it, Aziraphale. I’ll help you with this…atonement.”
He couldn’t quite keep the sarcasm out of the last word, but for Aziraphale’s sake he tried.
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Once every century, all angels are required to perform a ritual of atonement. Aziraphale has always faced it alone, but this time he doesn't have to.
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
25 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
"Torture, Crowley mentally substituted but did not say. If Aziraphale needed to hide behind Heaven’s euphemisms for now, Crowley would let him."
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what's good for the goose by contritecactite
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Sep 2024
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After the deleted bookshop scene. Gabriel is gone, but Aziraphale is newly aware that he could turn up at any moment.
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“They brought in the Nephilim. We can’t sneak past giants. We’ll get caught and thrown back on the front line. Unless…” Crawley's eyebrow raised.
Furfur was scared to ask. “Unless?”
“Little monkey in a waistcoat.”
“No!” Furfur said, pitch shrill. “That’s your solution to everything, innit!"
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- Words:
- 500
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
22 Sep 2024
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Crowley gets a (spicy) massage. Under duress.
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“Crowley, you are in pain. You’ve been in pain all day. Just let me sort it out for you.”
“I really don’t think your powers are designed to do that for me. It feels all… icky. Leaves a weird taste in my mouth when you use them on me.”
“You could at least let me try!”
“No way.”
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
01 Aug 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
"Oh, the thoughts Crowley had had about those hands. They’d make an angel blush. They’d make a demon blush. In fact, Crowley felt like he was blushing right now, in his bizarre towel face cave."
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Peter Parker’s (unbeatable) Disprovement Method by StarryKitty013
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Sep 2022
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Or How Peter Parker systematically makes every single adult in his life look like idiots
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
11 Mar 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
I've reread this so many times. Its take on vigilantes is exactly my cup of tea, and it leans hard into whump without wallowing in angst. It's my comfort fic!