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    Her client either doesn't actually know the ninja's name or (equally likely) knows that ninja of this era despise introductions, but Sakura knows the name of her new coworker: Uchiha Madara is standing in front of her, wild-haired and distinctively relaxed, looking no older than her — not quite a teenager anymore, coming into his full adult height and broad shoulders, but much younger than he had looked during the Fourth War.

    Seeing him is a literal nightmare come to life, but Sakura is a professional. She bows politely and does not let her hands tremble. "I look forward to working with you."

    "Likewise," Madara says, perfectly polite and yet clearly not meaning it. Clearly dismissing her, because she's a young, pink-haired, civilian woman.

    Well. She'll show him.

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    10 Nov 2024

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    As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.

    The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.

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    “A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.

    “A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.

    Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”

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    18 Oct 2024

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    Sasuke gets sent back in time to stop Danzo. He intends to save his clan, and his brother. But he made one major mistake: He left the number one unpredictable ninja in charge of the jutsu. He's about 10 years too early. Thanks, Naruto...

    Now what?

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    12 Oct 2024

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    This was definitely not now Peter wanted to spend his day, absolutely the fuck not. He ducked to his left, picking up the pace in the closed alleyway. He wanted to go home, do his homework, call Ned to see if he was still up for meeting him, if not, patrol. But no, why would god leave him alone? Why would he give Peter one day of god damn peace? No, instead it decided that Peter needed a fucking creep. A stalker. A really creepy unnerving stalker. Peter did NOT like how this man looked at him.

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    A man keeps following Peter around and as the teen tries to lose the guy he somehow end up in a bar we all know too well and ends up making some unexpected friends

    (also teen audience because of the swearing)

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    19 Aug 2024

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    [K: You look hot. (2 minutes ago)

    K: I just transferred $100 to your account. (1 minute ago)]

    Atsumu read the messages, eyes widening. “Holy shit,” he whispered to Bokuto, who nodded vigorously.

    “I know!” Bokuto tried (keyword: tried) whispering back. “I can’t believe it.”

    “What?” Sakusa asked, moving a bit closer to them than he normally would. When Bokuto showed him the screenshot he blanched, looking a bit sick. “Hinata, of all people?”

    “I know!” Bokuto cried again. “Is this the world we live in?”

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    In which they think Hinata has a sugar daddy.

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    26 Jul 2024