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    This is just gonna be me using death to yell at characters from the HP series.

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    Alfred’s love is pressed shirts and warm food. And his love is a gleaming knife, too.

    He would bleed for his boys. He would make others bleed for them.

    And so he does.

    (Or: the Joker must die, and Alfred Pennyworth is not a man who waits on others to do his work.)

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    19 Aug 2024

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    "What Alfred Pennyworth is doing tonight, he will take to his grave. Bruce may have his suspicions, but he will never know for sure, and that's exactly how Alfred wants it."

    After the Joker paralyzes Barbara and kills Jason within the span of a year... well, let's just say Alfred has had enough of the clown.

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    19 Aug 2024

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    Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him.

    Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.

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    12 Aug 2024

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    “She is my cousin," Bruce growls.

    “And gay,” Dick chimes in cheerfully.

    And my cousin.”

    “Hey,” Tim butts in. “They’re not wrong. After all, what would a man be without his gay cousin?”

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    08 Aug 2024

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